/biz/ - Business & Finance

THIS IS MARTIAN CONTROL TO CHAINLINK BULL

https://vocaroo.com/1oDPDre4gA9T

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[Verse]
Sergey, you had us fooled
Dumpin' more LINK, while we all get screwed
Stuck in the pool, the water's shallow and yellow (oh no no)
Claiming gains, but it's just another false echo (ooh-yeah)

[Chorus]
Sergay, why'd you have to break our trust? (oh-oh-oh)
The pool is closed, the token dumps, it's unjust
You promised gains, but all we feel is pain (oh-oh-oh)
We won't forget, we won't let you get away (no-wayy)

[Verse]
Sergey, you keep hiring the roast
And the Chainlink token is now toast (oh no no no)
All those years you keep dumping and sellin'
Never ever stoppin', watchin' it all plummet
Link submarines are sinking,
Thomas is fuddin' hard my man, But we ain't selling
We stuck in the Pool.

[Chorus]
Sergey, why'd you break our trust? (oh-oh-oh)
The pool is closed, the token's in the dust
You promised gains, but ooooh nooooo
You promised gains, but all we feel is pain (oh-oh-oh)
We won't forget, won't let you get away (no-wayy)

Sergey, why'd you break our trust? (oh-oh-oh)
The pool is closed, the token's in the dust
You promised gains, but oooh noooo
You promised gains, but all we feel is pain (oh-oh-oh)
We won't forget

[Verse]
Here we go again, it's another new year
Promising big things, but nothing ever appears
a two-man team, stuttering in the gutter
While the fudders go bananas, it's all just clutter (clutter, yeah)

[Chorus]
Sergey, why'd you break our trust? (oh-oh-oh)
The pool is closed, the token's in the dust
No way....You promised gains, but all we feel is pain (oh-oh-oh)
We won't forget, won't let you get away (no-wayy)

>>56900703
[Verse 1]
There was a token I knew
Sergey said he cared about me
He tried to make my world
The way he thought it should be

[Chorus]
Yeah, we were desperate then
To have each other to hodl
But LINK
Is a long, long road
Yeah, LINK
Is a long, long road

[Verse 2]
There were so many times
I would wake up all poor
Yeah, with my LINK stakin 'round
I would wait for the moon

[Chorus]
And give him one more chance
To try and stake my soul
But LINK
Is a long, long road
Yeah, LINK
Is a long, long road

https://vocaroo.com/1fdjRGYRAOvN

[Verse]
Well, Pepe was a frog, livin' life in the swamp
Dreamin' big dreams, oh, he had it all planned out
He wanted fame and fortune, that's what he desired
But little did he know, his world was about to be rewired (oh-yeah)

[Chorus]
Pepe's got the LINK token, he's hoppin' to the top
From the swamp to the penthouse, he ain't never gonna stop (oh-no)
With his style so flashy and his moves so slick
Pepe's the frog that got it all, he's makin' it rich (woo-hoo)

>I've been sellin' my soul, buyin' all day / holding chainlink for bullshit gains/ So I can shitpost here and waste my life away / NEET at home and drown my troubles away.

>It's a damn shame what Crypto's gotten to / For apus like me and wojaks like you / Wish I could just wake up and the dumps not be true / But it is, oh, it is.

>hodl' in the new world / With an old Bag / These MEV fags ruin Crypto/ Lord knows they all just wanna have total control / Wanna know when you buy, wanna know when you sell/ And they don't think you know, but I know that you do / 'Cause your ETH ain't shit and it's fees to no end / 'Cause of MEV fags ruin Crypto.

>I wish Sergey would look out for Stakers/ And not just BigMacs in a McDonalds somewhere / Lord, we got pink in the /biz/, ain't got nothin' to eat / And that obese milkin' chainlink.

>Well, God, if you're 5-foot-3 and you're 300 pounds / Marines ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds / Young men are puttin' themselves six feet in the ground / 'Cause all this damn chainlink does is keep on kickin' them down.

>Lord It's a damn shame what Crypto's gotten to / For apus like me and wojaks like you / Wish I could just wake up and the dumps not be true / But it is, oh, it is.

>I've been sellin' my soul, buyin' all day / holding chainlink for bullshit gains/ So I can shitpost here and waste my life away / NEET at home and drown my troubles away.

>It's a damn shame what Crypto's gotten to / For apus like me and wojaks like you / Wish I could just wake up and the dumps not be true / But it is, oh, it is.

>hodl' in the new world / With an old Bag / These MEV fags ruin Crypto/ Lord knows they all just wanna have total control / Wanna know when you buy, wanna know when you sell/ And they don't think you know, but I know that you do / 'Cause your ETH ain't shit and it's fees to no end / 'Cause of MEV fags ruin Crypto.

>I wish Sergey would look out for Stakers/ And not just BigMacs in a McDonalds somewhere / Lord, we got pink in the /biz/, ain't got nothin' to eat / And that obese milkin' chainlink.

>Well, God, if you're 5-foot-3 and you're 300 pounds / Marines ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds / Young men are puttin' themselves six feet in the ground / 'Cause all this damn chainlink does is keep on kickin' them down.

>Lord It's a damn shame what Crypto's gotten to / For apus like me and wojaks like you / Wish I could just wake up and the dumps not be true / But it is, oh, it is.

Post comfy songs to listen to during the upcoming Bullrun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsCLfBQhRwI

I'm through with standing in line to Nodes I'll never stake in
LINK's at the bottom of the market, and I'm never gonna win
This Larp hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want?)

I want a big green candle on the Chainlink chart
And a Bullrun, I can make based gains in
And a king-size Meal, big enough for Sergey plus me
(Uh, so what you need?)

I'll need a Chainlink Staking that's got no limit
And a big fat DeFi market to it
Gonna join the make it club at 37000 LINK
(Been there, dumped that)

I want a new /biz/ board full of Bull memes
No pink wojaks on business & finance
Somewhere between poopoo and no janny is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna hold this LINK for fortune and fame
I cant afford to cut my hair and forgot my name

'Cause we all just wanna be bag holders
And live in poorfag walmarts, waging 50 years
The Vaxx comes forced, and the Bugs comes cheap
We'll all not gonna make it, 'cause we just won't sell

And we'll all just feast on the cheap Big Macs
In the rundown McD with the SmartCon Stars
Every good Conman gonna wind up there
Every faggot NEETs with their leeched bancor bag and, well

Hey, hey, I wanna stake Chainlink
Hmm, hey, hey, I wanna stake Chainlink

>>51510532
Oh Sergey give me strength not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to buy the Linkies of this broken chart
And I spent oh-so many nights just being a poorfag by myself
I used to cry
But now I bump my thread on page one and you see me
Somebody new
I'm not that chainlinked little wojak still spoonfeedin you
And so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to shill for free
Well, now I'm saving all my shillin' for someone who's listening to me
Go on now, go, jump off the chair
Just turn the helium on
'Cause Bulgarians are not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with the FUD?
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd lay down and dump?
Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to hodl, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my LINK to hold and I'll survive
I WILL SURVIVE!!!

I'm through with standing in line to Nodes I'll never stake in
LINK's at the bottom of the market, and I'm never gonna win
This Larp hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want?)

I want a brand new thread on 4channels /biz/
And a Bullrun, I can make based gains in
And a king-sized Meal, big enough for Sergey plus me
(Uh, so what you need?)

I'll need a Chainlink Staking that's got no limit
And a big fat APY with a reward to it
Gonna join the make it club at 37000 LINK
(Been there, dumped that)

I want a new /biz/ board full of Bull memes
No pink wojaks on business & finance
Somewhere between memes and no jannys is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna hold this LINK for fortune and fame
I cant afford to cut my hair and forgot my name

'Cause we all just dont wanna be bag holders
And live in parking lots, waging 50 years
The Vaxx comes forced, and the Bugs come cheap
We'll all not gonna make it, 'cause we just won't hold

And we'll all just feast on the hot Big Macs
In the rundown McD with the SmartCon Stars
Every good Conman gonna wind up there
Every poorfag NEET with their leeched bancor bag and, well

Hey, hey, I wanna stake Chainlink
Hmm, hey, hey, I wanna stake Chainlink

Never made it as a wage slave
I couldn't cut it as a NEETfag buyin
Tired of living like a jeet, man
I'm sick of holdin without a sense of gaining
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of how poor I am
This is how you remind me
Of how poor I am

It's like the chart says "dump it"
I was waiting on a different story
This time, I'm mistaken
For buyin me a token called Chainlink
And I've been wrong, I've been dumped
Been to the bottom of every shitcoin
These five words in my head
Scream, "Are we fuckin staking yet?"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no

>>49976787
>8/27/72. Veneta, Oregon

Poggers

PEE PEE POO POOOOOOOOOOO PEE PEE POO POO PEE POO PEE PEE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POO POO PEE PEEEEEEEE. POOOOOOOO POOOOOOO PEEEEE

PEE PEE POO POO CHAIN LINK POO KLEROS PEE PEE POOOOOOOOOOOOO PEE PEE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PEE PEE PEE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PEE PEE PEE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PEEEEEEEEEE PEEEEEEEEEEEE

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22118323
>There's a wagie
>In a cagie
>He's gonna ragie
>He's gonna try
>But he's gonna cry
>Sally from accounts
>Is getting Goldberg's daily mounts
>He's still gotta wagie
>Wagie in that Cagie
>Until one day, a holiday
>That's the day to die

I wish
That I could poo back food
But now the shot is all mine
Can't live without all the food I ate

This reminds me of the rise to one dollar anons..

Poopoo
Poo poo poo pop pee
Poo poo
Poo pee poo peee pee poopoo
Poopoo
Poopoo
Pooooooooooooooooo

I... Will never,
Never ever ever
Maaaaaake iiiiiiiiiit

I will never make it

My shart will go on and on....
Every night and day i eat food
Like there's no tomorrow
Fart and shart come out
But i keep going on....
Pee , shart, whatever thou art
I will eat all the food
from dusk till dawn

My girl my girl
Don't lie to me
Why didn't you buy THETA last night
I told you it'll moon
Look at 4H RSI very soon
But you didn't pay any attention to me

>>19274402
Love that song