/biz/ - Business & Finance

Making this into a new thread since the old one died out.

>Trump wins in 2016, immediately begins a golden bull run
>Trump has deadly disease, isn't seen for a couple of days - market shits itself
>Trump takes a ride in a car, everything stabilises
>Trump's whole platform right now is "Joe Biden is a filthy commie", which doesn't help the already prevailing trend of a democrat win leading to a FUD dip
>The US Senate passed a rent-freeze that sneakily compounds and will kickstart a second GFC when all of the property investors can't pay off their loans when tenants can't fork out 6 months backpay
>Implying the inevitable sequel to the Hoover v FDR economic recovery feud won't kickstart again

The whole premise of crypto was Austrian macroeconomic theory. The kind that rallies against donkeys rotating the money printer at mach speeds and the Keynesian shopping sprees of a country already in debt. Why the fuck then, do I see posts cropping up more and more to say "Biden good for my robux :DDD"?! If you hamburglers vote for the stumbling hair-sniffing zombie and cost me my moonshot, I will pull my €400K out of coinbase and toss it into the new Batsoup chain restaurant on Uber Eats, rather than invest it in some shitheap Detroit factory or bugmen in Silicon Valley.
Don't fuck this up.

>>21026519
I just told you what's going to happen, blockhead.