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>>20523628
>2024
>arriving at the ICDDR in my Tesla
>park in CEO spot
>Enter the lobby
>stainless steel, smoked glass
>Kiosk scans my iris
>portal opens to inner sanctum
>wall to wall monitors and switchboards with scientists at the controls
>giant situation screen shows swirling brown supernova in the reactor chamber
>"We're ready for your command, sir."
>"Flushing in 3.... 2.... 1... "
>Facility starts to vibrate
>walls begin to shake
>suddenly a giant wall of water pours into the reactor vessel
>"We have flush-out, sir!"
>control room erupts in cheers.
>It is a great day for humanity and a great day for Bangladesh

SOMEONE is not doing the needful