/biz/ - Business & Finance

short vix and keep partying bros.

>>12356399
Wrong. Debt is good.

1 quadrillion in derivatives to be connected into crypto.

bearcucks can't handle the idea that ethereum is actually OVERSOLD.

dont be cuck and you'll make money.

>>12347877
GOLDEN BULL RUN.

>>12346789
The bottom is 1337

>>12259622
very nice

>slight green trend with high volatility tapering off over the next year. New ATH in July

It will be so.

Capitulation is here. Bull run starts Wednesday.

I can feel a chub coming on. That's how I know tomorrow will be green as fuck.

We're all gonna make it brehs.

>be a rich fuck in the finance world
>buy millions of links because muh insider knowledge
>realize the bear market is here to stay
>realize chainlink needs a scalable platform and that is years away
>stuck with them links
>force cuckbase to add link usd pair
>dump everything and buy a couple of years later when it's 5 cents
>profit

*tin tin tin*

Ahem

FUCK BITCOIN

bitcoin is like the heart disease of the international banking system. Augustin carstens is like himself at the doctor's office lecturing the doctor about how heart disease isn't real. if he manages banking the way he manages his body we should be seeing global hyperinflation in no time.

>>12059331
kekekek, don't forget to say THANK YOU 4 CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Without our help you faggots would still be cumguzzling NANO tokens KEK. Oh wait, we were the ones that sold you nano in the first place!!! Remember? (You) had to turn to 2d masturbators for get solid investment advice because (You) cucks are so useless. I guess you would really be in trouble without us!!!!!
>THANK YOU 4CHAN

Tomorrow will end sideways. Friday will be green as hell.

Screenshot this, print it out and put it on your wall, and then tweet it.

Huge pump incoming power hour

AHEM
True love exists

>>11977537

>>11983406
*tinks glass* Well you know what I think of ads?

>>11968765
"Shell Money" as a system of exchange pre-dates all government.

>>11913828
>Somehow an oil rich country has food shortages while Cuba who is an island nation and even has actual socialism has food and enough wealth to offer free education and healthcare. I know Cuba is shit, but compared to neighboring countries it has a decent standard of living. How come Venezuela is having it worse than Cuba? Venezuela is still a mixed market economy. On the commie scale they are much less socialist than China, Vietnam, and certainly Cuba and North Korea. I thought being less commie means better economy? Or is it the opposite and Venezuela isn't commie enough? I can't find an explanation for this paradox if we leave out uncle sam out of this.

THE MATADOR CAPE HAS FALLEN, THE BULL IS ABOUT TO FUCKING MOONSHOT. 69K HERE WE COME, ONE SMALL STEP FOR BIZ, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR BOZ

3,600! YES! STABILIZATION OF OBAMA'S NATION. DOG 1 IS NOW OPEN, WE'RE IN BUSINESS