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Today is the day.

loled at 203 pages of letters saying martin dindu nufin, he was a good guy really
https://martinshkrelilacksjudgment.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/shkreli-02-27-18-exhibits.pdf
>When we met in person, I jokingly offered Martin a cat that my Mom was fostering. That was eventually adopted by one of my relatives. He expressed interest in that, so I took it upon myself to adopt a cat for him. That cat was Trashy. She was initially skittish due to either poor eyesight or deafness, the adoption
center was unable to confirm, but Martin took the time and effort to gain her trust. They formed a strong bond, and he provided a good home for a disabled cat that had been in a shelter for two years and would otherwise be there.
>Having been less fortunate himself, I believe he empathizes with those that are in a similar position. I feel that his intentions in life are to help others succeed like he has. I would like to ask for the most lenient sentence deemed fit, and I thank you for reading my letter.

Protip for New York fags how to earn $10k for two hours of work 100% legally.
Martin Shkreli is being sentenced to ~8 years in prison for doing nothing wrong.
1. On 9 March go to 225 Cadman Plaza East Brooklyn.
2. Shout "Free Shkreli" to the window.
3. Woman judge Satoshi Nakamoto decreases his sentence to 2 years.
4. Wait 1 year until Shkreli leaves the prison.
5. Profit. Collect your $10k from Martin for your help.