/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm sick of these zoomers and the new meme market type of investing /biz/. Seems like the new trend among normies is just chasing the latest "moonshot", shilling their stocks on reddit, and inevitably getting dumped on hard. It's skewing the markets as people are feverishly chasing massive unsustainable pumps which are inevitably shorted. What does this mean for modern investing and how do we make money off of these retards?

Majority opinion seems to be this shit is fucking over lol, a part of me feels that maybe its a good time to invest when everyone is fearful because of the old warren buffet quote but man shit is looking sad

I'm sorry, but did we already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? We are still playing right now and we have been the best team in the stock market for how many years now? We're playing one of the worst hedge funds in the stock market who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in the short squeeze. But you know what? They still fucking suck. We are one of the best fucking teams in the stock market, we went +4000% last week and would of won the short squeeze if the paperhands didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when we wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Melvin Capital just did a short attack when they needed to get one, just like Citron Research did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-GME topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like ua because we're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking traders on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

PSA for all of you planning to get into GME:

1) don't use leverage or stop losses, citadel is in the game now, they're gonna try to force people out, forcing margin calls and stop losses. If you just buy and hold the shares you are safe from this, they might try to cause momentary drops, but we know the price HAS to go up because of all the shorts forced to cover. Don't ever sell at a loss, this is what they want to get out of their short for cheaper. Remember for every day you chill and don't sell, the bears have to pay 5+ millions in interest just to keep their short open.

2) Check if your broker lends your shares to shorters. For several serious brokers you can opt-out of this. Interactive brokers calls this "Stock Yield Enhancement Program", Etrade calls it the "Fully Paid Lending Program", you can opt out from your account settings. This way when you buy shares you will have 2x upward impact on price since you are also taking those off the pool of shortable shares.

3) If you can, do not take profit until the short squeeze actually happens (ie. Melvin Capital goes bankrupt). If we all retard hold there's literally nothing they can do, price has to skyrocket as shorters will forced to either pay 30%+ interest forever or buy more shares than available on exchanges. We can literally name our price once the short squeeze happens, but if you paper hand and sell too early you are just giving them an opportunity to unwind their short at lower prices.

There is literally billions on the table for us to grab and they are pouring more as we speak. As long as we just buy and hold till the squeeze we can win this easily and destroy the jew bears of wall street.

>Load up on GME puts for Friday with stirke prices around $40

>Go into Wallstreet Bets and post shit like "Just cashed out all $30000 worth of my shares! Thanks my dudes its been wild" and demoralize

>Profit as the sentiment shifts from euphoria to panic as they all try to sell and no one buys their worthless shit stock until it hits $20

What are you waiting for?