/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21387020
I haven't thought about jerking off in weeks.

On the plus side my GLD and SLV I bought years ago has really paid off bros.

Obviously fucking failed the muh store of value meme. How long until people realize it’s a fucking piece of shit. Btc maximalists are the worst. Kys faggots. Hopefully soon, I’m tired of this pos ruining the market. It’s fucking useless. I am seething.

Fucking sucks if you aren’t a big time success. All the stresses about income and next sale is haunting. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Also too blackpilled to work a 9-5. What does a man do?

Share your marketing/money making essentials

>>17105572
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!

>>17091674
This is an amazing example of projection. Kino anon.

I finally gave into my better judgement and decided to stop bag-holding vindaloo satsgang garbage, sold for a $5000 loss, and spent the remnants on LINK. I know I made the right choice selling that shit, but it still stings to have been bamboozled. How do I cope?

>>17068948
Yes. I can't even get it up for her half the time though because I'm always on Vyvanse and get stimdick ..or I'm an anxious wreck because I'm shirking my professional obligations and promises to study shitcoins...

>>17068954
>>17068944
>>17068960

I know in my heart you're right. But I can't help but notice these sickening shit coin pumps left and right lately. Imagine putting a couple BTC in some dead shitcoin that gets pumped 50% in sats overnight and then repeating that 2-3 times per week. I can feel the energy in the air. Thinks are about to get even wackier. I have been on this God forsaken shithole since 2006 and seen every stage of this cryptocurrency mania unfold. This summer is going to be sheer chaos on /biz/ and lots of millionaires will be made. Should I really just lock in my Chadfolio and stop looking ? The thought of basement dwelling NEETs hitting 1.5-2X every single day haunts me.

OP here. I am confused as fuck and it's bullish . I'm just not sure when to time my buy(s) in order to Craig -maxxx. Help , boys. Enough joking. Give it to me straight and STIFF. This anon sounded genuine : >>17047799

Do I sell it all and sit in cash waiting for a better dip?

>>17045936
>>27
>>~$50k
>HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I'll be laughing to the bank when I'm 31 making $450,000 as a private practice dermatologist working only 40 hours per week. I have an actual profession to fall back on, asshole. I spent the last 8 years or my life in school.

>>16992896
Yeah it definitely could be the next 1000x I have no doubt in this. It would only make it a trillion dollar mcap.

>>16986600
>imagine being a poorfag and not making it off link yet even though it has already topped
Meanwhile, real link whales are trading 10’s of thousands of link for pnk.

Last night I bought into Kleros because of the shills. I look today at the volume and it was $1248. I put nearly 10 eth into this and I’m realizing that I’m the only one responsible for all the volume on it.

I think I have been pajeeted. Wtf do I do?

Long story short, I listened to /biz/ and decided to buy gold, and ended up buying like $12k worth of gold bars from someone on an online forum. I live in Pennsylvania and he lives in Oregon. All the info I have on him is his name and address. Is there anything I can do or am I fucked? Will the cops even give a shit?

>>16758867
That's an honest assessment of the situation of low to mid wage-workers. We're getting squeezed to death to pay for people who don't do shit, my savings are being inflated away to pay for gibs and foreign wars. Meanwhile houses I could have easily bought five years ago are now way out of my range and all I can afford is a cinder-block garden-shed behind the local pep boys.

>have to sell my LINK to pay for cancer treatments

The fucking stress from crypto is probably what gave me cancer, and after two years of nothing, LINK will probably take off as son as I sell

>25
>no job for two years
>like $1200 a month from selling stuff
>-$30k
>90% LINK, 10% BTC

I'm hoping LINK will be my ticket out

>>13898865
Are they both really shut down? I had a little BTC on each Dream

>>13872029
> Just a JSON parser
> Just a blogpost
Just

>>13871602
> Buy boomer rocks

>>13860182
>Implying it won't hit that before 2020

I literally have less than $5 in my checking account. No idea wtf I'm going to do for bills next month. Maybe use a credit card

>>13361297

>>13192710
It's been one of the most unpredictable coins for me. I've gotten fucked both times I tried to swing it

>>13074271
Oh n-no NONON ODONT BRAP ON THE BER (ok just a little gas sso they get nic and skunky lol)