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How's the VIX gonna look today?

>>18627677
Where? You're in one!

>>18396222
>SPY 300 NEXT WEEK!

YES SPY 300 then fall too 200 the week after. slaughtering bull and bear alike.

>the market right now

>trump talks about mass death and freezer trucks full of bodies in Queens
>stocks go up
this was unironically the signal I was waiting for, J Power has defeated reality itself, and all that matters is QEternity

I'm still a full mass death corona doomer but if these gains continue through the weekend I'm going to accept unlimited money beats any number of deaths

I'm going to start transferring my short positions to long positions at a loss because every day the market goes up is more proof QE means more than reality

We will literally hit DOW 30,000 and 10,000 Corona deaths in America on the same day

So I've hit the decision point in my bearish outlook. If this rally is really a V shaped recovery, I should get in now. We're still 8000 dowcoins from the old top, a solid discount. Even if this is the mother if all bull traps, we're probably not going to break below 20,000 dowcoins again.

Now, it absolutely should not be a V shaped recovery, but UNLIMITED QE has basically overridden any sort of logic in the market. Do I just say fuck it, and start betting on the money printers to keep going BRRR? Knowing full well the real economy is decimated and tens of thousands will die?

Reboasted

>>18102143
>Reality is stranger than fiction