/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22103805

Why would anyone hold this any more?

At 7 billion market cap, this thing won't even perform a 2x from this point forward.

It's fully valued.

Banker here

>>two elderly clients come in to see me. They're trying to get the funds out of an estate account that belonged to the wife's mother.
>>the client wrote up a big letter for the estate department (which is run by retards)
>>call up estate department and find out what happened since the funds from this estate should have dispersed a year ago
>>Tyrone is authenticated
>>I kid you not his explanation was "UHHH DA ROBOT (yes this porch money used the term robot to refer to the computer system) FUCC UP THE DOCUMENT AN STUFF UH SIR PULEASE RE_UPLOAD ALL THE DOCUMENTATION you can't make this shit up
>>spend 2 hours re-uploading all the docs, the deceased docs, the estate docs, the account review reports
>>nig nog takes another 30 mins to reformat the fiesta properly
>>OK UH SIR IZ GONNA BE 2 WEEKS FOR ME TO DISPERSE DEEZ FUNDS
>>regardless the client is overjoyed since now 2.5 million dollars will be dispersing within 2 weeks.
>>they invited me to go on a holiday cruise with them
>>pretty sure the guy wants me to fuck his wife
>>decline the offer and just ask them to give me a good review
>>applied for the next position and got an interview
>>literally promoted for dealing with niggers

>>16465507

What are you talking about you goddamn idiot?

Chainlink mooned when it went 27 cents to 4 fucking dollars.

How have you not made it by now?

Tripping on acid.

>>15546846

Zoomer music sucks ass.

>>15244437

Absolutely disgusting insectoid.

>>15152396

But who?

>>14241603

Oh right.

So what's the interest rate? I know Poloniex used to offer that too, paying insane rates at times of high speculation, I was making 1,000% APR for a few days during the forks.

>>13643545

It's clear that the pump is traders on Binance fleeing for the safety of BTC by flipping their worthless IOU Tethertokens for Bitcoin.

All the b*lltoids are just retards from late 2017 and 2018 who have lost money for the last 1.5 years and are desperate to think this is "IT", their turn to get wealthy.

These worthless niggers are going to get REKT some more.

I work at a tech company
As a marketing director.

I have access to our strategic plans and hardware blueprints

How do i sell shit to chinks as a spy?

>>12395580
>>12395816
>>12395837
>>12395853

Based, and theoretically, redpilled.

>>12314743

Jesus.

OP BTFO.

sup, biz. I work in a financial organisation that has a crypto branch. I contact rich boomers that want to gamble in crypto on a daily basis and shill them different projects that we have ties with and try to make them give us their boomer money for us to invest on their behalf. Our minimum amount is 150k dollars, but usually they invest around 400k on average.

>so you sell them shitcoins?
not really, no, most of our projects that we recommend are legit, others are half-legit, so no outright scams. Also we try to analyze if the project has a potential to pump even if they don't deliver with their tech. So clients will likely to get ROI anyway.

>are you rekt now?
no, we basically stopped investing in July after the April green wave and kinda moved on from actively trying to gain profits to networking with people from different projects to reap benefits in 2019-2020. We also had a sick ROI in 2017 bull run, so we are kinda good for now.

Ask me anything

sup, biz. I work in a financial organisation that has a crypto branch. I contact rich boomers that want to gamble in crypto on a daily basis and shill them different projects that we have ties with and try to make them give us their boomer money for us to invest on their behalf. Our minimum amount is 150k dollars, but usually they invest around 400k on average.

>so you sell them shitcoins?
not really, no, most of our projects that we recommend are legit, others are half-legit, so no outright scams. Also we try to analyze if the project has a potential to pump even if they don't deliver with their tech. So clients will likely to get ROI anyway.

>are you rekt now?
no, we basically stopped investing in July after the April green wave and kinda moved on from actively trying to gain profits to networking with people from differet projects to reap benefits in 2019-2020.sup, biz. I work in a financial organisation that has a crypto branch. I contact rich boomers that want to gamble in crypto on a daily basis and shill them different projects that we have ties with and try to make them give us their boomer money for us to invest on their behalf. Our minimum amount is 150k dollars, but usually they invest around 400k on average.

>so you sell them shitcoins?
not really, no, most of our projects that we recommend are legit, others are half-legit, so no outright scams. Also we try to analyze if the project has a potential to pump even if they don't deliver with their tech. So clients will likely to get ROI anyway.

>are you rekt now?
no, we basically stopped investing in July after the April green wave and kinda moved on from actively trying to gain profits to networking with people from different projects to reap benefits from it in 2019-2020. We had a sick roi after the bull run, so we are in a good place now.

Anyway, ask me anything

>>10952336
>buy the top goy
kek nice tip kikeberg

just got 10k$, am 19, do I buy bitcoin like bitconnect man say?