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>Be Indian
>Manage a 7-11
>One day autistic white boy comes looking for a job.
>Stumbles his words and hands me resume with some Doritos stains
>Feel bad for the autismo cause he reminds me of my brother so I give him the job
>Fast forward a couple of days
>Autismo asks if he can have more hours cause he needs money for his "investments"
>Hesitant because he keeps stealing all the chicken tenders and energy drinks
>Lie and tell him I'll think about it.
>Hear him mutter something about indians and mainnet before he goes back to the bathroom for the 8th time
>Days pass and Autismo out of nowhere decides he wants to quit because he doesn't feel like he's earned enough.
>Mad for all the hours I wasted training him but just glad Autismo is moving up in the world.
>Shake his hand and offer him his favorite energy drink for free as a token of good faith
>He accepts
>Says I'm not so bad for a Pajeet
>Mad cause my name is Ranjeet and this little shit doesn't bother to remember my name
>After he leaves I call him and tell him to not work this week.
>Autismo starts screeching and calling me a street shitter so I hang up cause I need to get back to work
>Get a barrage of text from Autismo says he's gonna sue me and report me to the DoL
>Laugh and block Autismo because I have customers to serve and don't have time
>he comes back again fumbling with his phone in his pocket pretending not to record our conversation like a snake
>Tell him I have video of him stealing tendies and energy drink and that all of the items are coming off his paycheck
>Autismo screams saying he dindu nothing and that I'm a filthy liar
>throws his drink on the ground and starts rambling about giving me some rope
>laugh and tell him to get fucked.
Why are white people like this? Also pic related was Autismos favorite drink

unironically the only drink a man needs to lift his spirits.

>>10503752
Some people in this board seem to recommend this to help them with the energy issue, anon.

Just FYI, this stuff absolutely decimates your gut flora and immune system. Youve been warned

Are people getting paid to advertise this shit here? Why won't mods do anything about it?