/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14930617
"I read boring nerd stuff, go to the gym and sometimes like to meet new people." If they ask about the stuff I read, I talk about the books (economics, history, technology, etc), if they ask about the gym, I tell them I do a sport called "powerlifting" ("oh, anon, that's very interesting!").

Honesty is where it's at.

>>14930676
>if my post ends in double numbers.
Looks you're outta luck kiddo. Maybe you should try putting it into one of these wonderful compound interest government regulated scams in which the money you put in can't be taken out without a 50% penalty and you have to wait like 40 years to see if it's actually going to work out. They're the hottest stuff among boomers!

>bought my first crypto ever in Feb '18
>hodl'd all through the greatest dip in crypto history
>months later decide to go all in in ChainLink because of fundamentals
>now +1,000% (+10x for you plebs) on my initial investment
>absolutely uninterested in cashing out, just seeing my balance makes me feel good enough to care about the money

And thus I realized life is a comedy.

>>14328971
Meant to say that it really makes you wonder how easy it'd be for someone to mass terrorize people with something like drones. Not implied I'd ever do something like this haha.

All I ever posted in this site is satire.

>>13177992
Where do you think its going to be by the end of the week anon....

> .40

Here comes the dump, doo doo doo doo
Here comes the dump, and I say
It's all aright


HONK

hodling until 35x