/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58410525
You're refreshing the wrong page OP. Its Dexview you have to be constantly refreshing for pure, unbridled gains, didn't the jannies tell you this on your /BIZ/ introductory course?

>>58404657
im partial on nft revival and p2e shit right now, axie infinity started being profitable again after years of being just a farming simulator, there's also chunbi village releasing soon and gravity labs, i'd say shitcoins will take a rest and maybe come back after the halving
>pic unrelated

Guys I want to create a good portfolio for my savings. Can u help me? Need recommendations.

>Have a cute girlfriend
>Take pics of her with suggestive clothing over an extended period of time
>Feed those images to train an AI to generate images whenever i want.
>Start a crypto influencer profile
>Upload pics of her promoting several coins and doing calls based on what benefits me
>After three months she's made more than 45k followers (mostly schizos who want to see her tits and ass)
>Make sure her followers develop a parasocial relationship with her, thinking she's single and alone
>Open a patreon to capitalize on the guys wanting to donate her money
>She gets hired by viralx to do campaigns for certain coins. This helps me broaden her influence and make even more money.
>Make sure she's happy enough so she never finds out.
>Make it.
It literally was this easy

>>57074626
Its the same anon who tried tellng you people about viralx weeks ago. But since most baglets on biz don't know shit about recognizing good alpha, they let the chance slip. Big F

>>55422687
I just rejected a job offer of 100k a month because i made a x25 on RBE and now it's basically petty money
make of that what you will

>>55290707
I kinda like my white girls better

>>51299801
This is the way

>being so dense as to not understanding meme references
nothing you watch is thought provoking or has any idealistic characters with which you can learn from
everything you partake in will always be surface level, never developing deeper understanding of nature or god
glhf satan

>>50315057
I think its stupid to answer that question, I think its more important that you focus on finding someone that can love you instead while you are still young