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Shill me a midcap coin under 500m marketcap

There are actual people right now on this board who hold chainlink. Let that sink in.

BitᶠYͧoͨᵏu is going to zero

You don’t really think we’re going to dump do you? Kek. You think the dump will be this telegraphed ? All the normies sold. Everyone’s waiting for the dump. Which means there will be no dump.

I ate a half a bottle of melatonin gummies (150 mg). Am I going to die?

I need a fast horse. My horse is fucking crippled. What can I buy? I’m already balls deep in meme coins but I got 10k to blow on a nerd coin

How do linktards cope with the fact that CCIP can’t scale at internet speeds but Quants SATP can? How do you cope with the fact that the men who created TCP/IP chose Quant?

What the fuck is an Ordinal? Can someone explain this shit to me like a retard? Because now Hedera has them on mainnet and everyone’s talking about minting points and I have no fucking clue what’s going on

This market is an absolute snooze fest. Everything just crabs or pumps and dumps

Chainlink ruined my life. I’ve never even seen a bull run and I’ve been in crypto since 2016

Ok I turned 10k into a few million dollars off a couple meme coins. Now what?

It’s 2024. Let that sink in.

Why is there not a single good crypto game?

Bitcoin crashed as soon as LINK started to break out. Poetry.

The Jews will do everything in their power to stop linkies from making it. They will keep this under $20 for years to come.

I’m getting 2017 vibes

Have you ever had to explain to family members over Christmas that you are going to suddenly start a side international fighting career in the Dominican Republic as a 41 year old man because people are mean to you on the internet but none of those people would fight you but you already signed a contract with
Karate Combat to fight a human blob for more money than most professional fighters see in their career but the blob backed out faster than a widow maker heart attack so you have to settle for a bum named Paddy Trash who is basically only known bc I retweeted him once but now
farms memecoin engagement because its the lowest hanging fruit to get low level followers for uninteresting people?

A bull run always happens right after conspiracy theories are spread around about imminent global power outages where there will be no internet for months and society will come grinding to a halt. Not that that scenario couldn’t happen but I always notice those theories perpetuating and then a bull run happens. It’s almost as if the jews want the conspiracy minded masses to think digital investments aren’t safe right before a massive transfer of wealth.

/pol/ has been rife with these theories for the past few months.

A bunch of niggers signed 200 million dollar contracts with the NFL. How does that make you feel?

Uhhh crypto cousins?

Look at alt coin charts going back to each January. Almost all of the januarys have had super big pumps. Are we in for another green January?

should i keep my job at 7/11 at 40%, go over to 60% or quit and NEET?

deadline for answering is new year, no other opportunities. I play csgo but like, become a streamer lmao?

Buy my bags.

Did you know a few years ago that PopAnon, Lil Link, and Real Stink Shady were going to collab on a new track and have it premiered on “Chainlink Tonights” YouTube channel? I was going to be someone who was going to be helping with the music video.

It never happened though cause Stinky Shady told Pop Anon that he thought Lil Links “I want that chainlink” song sucked. Pop Anon went MIA after that message and so did Lil Link. The Chainlink Tonight YouTube channel guy also went MIA. Although it’s unclear if what Stink Shady said made them all go MIA or if it was their first bear market which we all know makes people disappear when they lose all their money. Stink Shady is still around though cause he came up in the bear market, where as the others only appeared during the bull market.

I bet that song would’ve been amazing. Too bad we’ll never get to hear it.

He is? Smellybutthole unironically has the best calls, right everytime