/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50761492
Looks like a man hanging his head in shame.

>>30053773
>accounting major
>thought shitcoin knowledge would convert into a blockchain career
>get laughed at in interviews
>finally get a job in IT audit where the manager is real with me and tells me to shut the fuck up with the blockchain shit and be realistic
>4 years later 100k MCOL CISA, CISSP, working in cybersecurity and IT strategy
>job security is rock solid due to endless amounts of regulation and people not knowing what the fuck cybersecurity actually is
>still no gf though so fuck my life

>>28265341

>>27111111
Digits... confirm

>CAPTIAN WE HAVE LOST TOO MANY GAINS! WE CAN'T KEEP HODLING ON FOR MUCH LONGER!

HODL DAMN YOU BOY HODL!
THE MARKET BE A TOUGH MISTRESS BUT WE HAVE MADE IT THROUGH WORSE.

>CAPTAIN I CAN'T SEE! THIS FOMO IS BLINDING OUR NAVIGATION.

WAIT DO YOU SEE THAT BOY? IN THE DISTANCE!

>AYE CAPTAIN, ITS A WHALE

NOT JUST ONE WHALE ME BOY, BUT A WHOLE HERD OF THEM. DUMPING MASSIVE BOOTY INTO THE SEA. WE ARE SAFE ME BOY, THEY ARE HERE TO LEAD US TO GREATER GAINS. GOD BLESS YE SOUL WHALES.
sneed

>>19670936
I hope everyone loses their lunch and soon
Yes I'm fucking jelly that I didn't get in but there's NO WAY IN FUCK I'M BUYING STOCKS NOW

>>17947739
Enjoy the trap while it lasts. This shit changed society permanently. We can never go back to the way it was before March 2020.

>>16770800
At least she's upfront about it. Lemme guess you're just salty about your own height? Get leg extensions or fuck up. Absolutely sick of you cunts whining about women on biz. FUCK. OFF. TO. R9K.

>>16028299
I have 470 shares of PCG, and I can't sell until next week because I bought them with unsettled funds. Wish me luck, frens.

If you guys could STOP SELLING, that'd be great.

I have ruined the thread

F for all those that didn't go all in on TVIX.

>>13512637
My grandpa sold his house and moved to low income housing. He gambled all the money away at a casino and now lives on social security alone. He never talks to anyone unless he needs to use them and will tell his three daughters that they are stupid. His two sons haven't seen him in over six years. He finds limestone rocks and convinces himself they are made of gold or platinum or is a meteorite. Same with coins he finds being ultra rare. I fixed his computer for him once and helped him email a picture of his gold rock to have professionals evaluate it. It was a 7 pound limestone rock. He rewarded me by giving me a different 5 pound rock.

He's the dumbest guy in the room and thinks he's the smartest. When his wife died his first thoughts were what he would do without her social security.

He's a real piece of work.

We lost another huh?

>>11901314

>>11401682
THIS IS WHAT YOU GETTTTTTT
THISSSS IS WHAT YOU GETTT

2k
250
Being a poorfag is suffering

i've lost over 5k so far investing in this shit, pretty fucking bummed dude

nobody should buy this shit, sell now, don't say i didn't warn you

>>4534026
I've been watching all day. The dips have been ~50 BTC each. My theories:
- Whales cashing out to jack up on the fuckyourmother coin wave
- Insiders dumping their shit because they know the project's falling apart
- People making it look like the floor's going to fall out so they can scoop up more from weakhanded paranoiacs (seems more plausible, especially when you look at that creeping wall in the orderbook that always magically vanishes when it gets too near to market price) then resets again a few thousand sats lower.

Thoughts?