/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55471615
I tried that once but they didn't have any organic products so I left without getting anything and went to Sprouts instead.

>>55468058

I thought Rice University was some kind of reference to them being a FOB Asian and getting into a good school because they had a smarter sibling vouch for them

How do I network and interview after being in extreme isolation for the past seven years and completely forgetting how to talk to people?

Ay mami. Onions muy rico. Mi quieres coger?

Tomorrow, I'm going to take the train from my studio apartment in Elizabeth, New Jersey, and walk into a midtown law firm, where, despite not going to law school, I will use my genius and quick wit to impress the managing director and land an associate position. It will be just like that scene from Suits. WAGMI.

https://youtu.be/UhT5RA48d6g

Someone should explain to this retard that the other reason to stay in the left lane is because a fork, or off-ramp is coming up in the left lane...

On Monday, I'm going to take the train from my studio apartment in Elizabeth, New Jersey, and walk into a midtown law firm, where, despite not going to law school, I will use my genius and quick wit to impress the managing director and land an associate position. It will be just like that scene from Suits. WAGMI.

>>55339174

It could be stress. I haven't gone to the gym in 3 days. Hopefully I'll be good afterwards.

>>55337146

I love you.

>>55325716
I took a bus to the city in a rented suit and tie last week and tried this, but it didn't work.

>>55282144
Hello this is Chad, can't wait to get up at 5AM and hit the gym tomorrow before coming home and alternating between statistics and epidemiology research, masturbation, and really good home cooking. Maybe later I'll talk to my family about where to invest the $5k/month I'm making after expenses, or maybe I'll just get super lit at 2:40 (I'm not dyslexic) and continue working bombed out of my gourd before switching to StarCraft.

I understand at an abstract level that the one main thing missing from my life (pussy) will probably require moving out or be harder to get while I'm still on my parent's property, but that's OK.

>>55273030

You have joined in on the sacrifice...

>>55256322

I need a massage...

Today I took a bus to the city and walked into an accounting firm wearing a rented suit and tie. They had just opened for the day. I asked the receptionist to direct me to the the senior partner. She asked me why. I said that I would like to speak with him regarding a potential internship. She said that I have to apply online and then I might get an interview based on my resume and credentials. I, having neither of those things, persisted in my attempt to speak with the senior partner, but she told me in clear and explicit terms that I will not be speaking to anyone today, let alone the senior partner. She then asked me to leave. What do I do now?

>>55231721

>>55230710

In fact, when I was 19 I was fucking 32 - 35 y/o women, now at 29 im still fucking filthy White trash and goth single mothers.

I'm a sick freak. A dirty milf addict. Nothing beats the sound of saggy tits and flabby asses smacking against your thighs while you pound out they gooey slit...

Today I took a bus to the city and walked into a law office wearing a rented suit and tie. I asked the receptionist to direct me to the office of the senior partner. She asked me why. I said that I would like to speak with him regarding a potential internship. She said that he was busy. I persisted, and she gave me his business card, but then she told me that I had to leave. What do I do now?

>>55213177

You're doing alright OP.

>>55224854
I actually consider myself to be an "urban youth".

I'm going to take a bus to the city tomorrow, walk into a law office wearing a rented suit and tie, and ask to speak to the senior partner. I will then give him a firm shake of the hand and, with my charm and eloquence, get offered an internship at his firm.

Hey.

>>55195867

Hey beautiful.