/biz/ - Business & Finance

it's sad to look through the /biz/ archives between 2017 and 2021. Jannies destroyed board culture. Return it to the way it was you retards. Allow us to give crypto to people shoving sharpies in their poopers, semi-off topic threads, roasties posting, r9k stuff, and unrestricted shitcoin and stock market talk. Obviously nobody gives a fuck about discussing "business and finance", in the new meta the only way to make it for most people is through investing in highly speculative assets.

I've noticed some people like memes with captions and words and others while others prefer memes like this one. How do I profit off this

So here's my plan

>become a millionaire holding a memecoin over the next 3 months
>sell and buy eth
>hold until it's $20,000
>sell into USDT and get out of crypto

what's your plan

The only original /biz/ memes still being made are Bobos. When will /biz/ make oc pepes again? You retards are still using shit from 2021.

I wear a suit and tie to my cashier job so I can pretend I'm a big shot executive.

Why do you guys always talk about 2x 5x 10x etc when the best investment firms on Wall Street don't even get to 1.1x

>>56431047
I must feed...

Is .1 Bitcoin going to be enough?

Don't you privacy needs realize that normalfags crave the exact opposite of privacy? Traceable transactions are a feature, not a bug, for the people that love sharing on social media all the stuff they consume, which is most people. So how is a privacy coin supposed to gain mass adoption?

I am a 21 years old man. I live in an apartment in Elizabeth, New Jersey with two roommates and work 35 hours a week at the local Wawa. I don't own a car and have no education. Given my current situation, how would I become a big shot Wall Street banker living in a luxury appartment on the Upper East Side with a closet full of suits from Saks Fifth Avenue a girlfriend who has massive tits?

Bought another 10 oz

I have gone on 2 dates with a girl and spent like $150 on her and we haven’t even kissed
I think she’s unvaxxed tho
Sorry for the phone posting

>>55785492
Still is also the reason Americans complain about an imaginary living wage despite living in the cheapest most well paying country in the world (besides towel heads but they dont count)

Bitch would be behooved to be in possession of my money.

Why buy gold now when you can stack Silver on the cheap and then trade it for gold when needed after the ratio corrects itself?

>>55570102
D…do I have to go buy a suit and tie now? no one ever taught me how to tie a tie….

How do you bumfuck rural shitholefags deal with the fact that no one around you knows how to properly and professionally conduct /biz/ness, causing you to have to constantly explain to them how to do their own jobs?

Several years ago I took a gram of adderall in one day and I've never been the same since. How do I profit from this?

>>55503032
>>55503054
Would either of you gents happen to have a spare pipe?

>>55501320
Crazy thing is, lottery isnt money laundering. Numbers and gambling in general truly make billions and billions of dollars in a legit way .
What I mean is why use lottery to launder drug money for example when lottery itself makes 5 times more money than drugs, even if you launder illegit money through lottery is it ever laundering if you make way more money running it in a legit way?

>>55477785
By "buying" a house, you made an investment that was accompanied by risk. By choosing an adjustable-rate mortgage (if that's how you got underwater), you also demonstrated that you deserve to lose money ontologically.

>>55461951
So that's where my red tie went... Give it back.

>>55471615
I tried that once but they didn't have any organic products so I left without getting anything and went to Sprouts instead.