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My strudel stay noodle

Anon, have you indulged in the universally-loved German treat?

You like eating strudel--now imagine making a metric fuckton of money off of some.

You've seen these threads already, that's a given. This is simply a congregation for my StrudelBros to discuss holdings and our sweet, sweet future.

If you have any legitimate questions regarding anything related to the product, drop them below. The StrudelBros will help you out.

A challenge to biz: spend some time researching the trustless bridge use case, devs, etc. Literally try to find fud. I can guarantee you that you won't--the only fud around is that spawning from pre-StrudelBro brainlets who don't yet understand the coin.

If you haven't bought yet, I am literally placing a fucking diamond in your hands. Take a few minutes, dyor, and you will want to buy.

If you are too much of a shivering, slobbering, weak-minded faggot to see the potential I am putting directly in front of you, you don't deserve to make it. This is a silver spoon, and you need to fit your soft virgin lips firmly around it.