/biz/ - Business & Finance

>BTC has no top cause FIATs have no bottom
>don't try to time the market
>don't sell your btc to billionaires for cheap
>USD price is irrelevant
>50% crashes are normal, 2X long leveraged traders will get wiped out, get used to them
>DO NOT SELL WHEN THE MARKET IS TRYING TO SHAKE YOUR POCKETS, BUY MORE
>don't think it's too late, it's never late, FIATs will always keep bleeding purchasing power
>don't short (or you will lose it all)
>don't long with leverage (or you will lose it all)
>don't swing (or you will lose sats)
>JUST BUY BTC, HOLD FOR A DECADE, AND KEEP YOUR PRIVATE KEYS SAFE, OFFLINE
>don't keep your btc in an exchange, buy them and transfer them offline immediately, do 100 offline backups of the wallet.dat or the seed key
>CBDC (central bank digital currencies) are a scam, not different than erc20 rug pulls, a digital equivalent of fake printed out-of-thin air fake FIAT money
>every project shilling FIAT CBDC is a scam
>sats is all that matters, all shitcoins bleed to zero in the long term, if you don't trust me, check 2017-era shitcoin mothly charts
>don't trust services like paypal, or other "you cannot withdraw your btc offline" services
>don't wrap your btc (wbtc and similar are scams, you give away your private keys, while you baghold a worthless erc20 shit-token)
>don't buy btc with funds like grayscale, or buying microstrategy, you need to pay a premium and you get fractional reserve exposure
>don't buy BTC with CFD like on eToro, it's fake unbacked paper trading
>i was buying below 1000$ and i will still keep buying above 60k/100k
>YOU NEED 56 MILLION SATOSHIS (0.56 BTC) TO BE IN THE TOP 20% OF BTC HOLDERS
>0.1 BTC is 10M satoshis, you will regret one day thinking 0.1 BTC was too little to own
>BTC is not a get-rich-quick scheme, it's a don't-get-poor-slowly scheme

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