/biz/ - Business & Finance

honestly cant tell if these wagies are baiting anymore or not

browsing smg and having bloomberg news on in the background is prime comfy

>>23040108
posting in comfy bread

if we are to get a gnarly bounce in a weeks time, what would be the best way to profit from it?

>>17027446
not having to leave the house is pretty comfy

how did you guys learn how to trade options? how do you price them?

hello wagies, hows your week been so far?

Being a neet is based especially when crypto is doing well. The only time it isn't based is when your parents stop living in their main house and spend more time in the vacation house where you stay at. Meaning you have to see them more and converse and stop doing based neet things like ordering girls fresh direct off Tinder, ordering alcohol, having your weed guy come to your house.

>>15775982
Neet is a social class in aristocracy, normally ranked immediately under royalty, that possesses more acknowledged privileges and higher social status than most other classes in a society and with membership thereof typically being hereditary. The privileges associated with neetdom may constitute substantial advantages over or relative to non-neets, or may be largely honorary (e.g., precedence), and vary by country and era. The motto "neetness oblige", meaning literally "neet obligates", explains that privileges carry a lifelong obligation of duty to uphold various social responsibilities of, e.g., honorable behavior, unemployment, or non-leadership roles or positions, that lives on by a familial or kinship bond.

The only way I even know what day it is is when wagies post about it

I just told my parents everything is about to crash a few days ago. Can't wait to be proven right again. But are they selling anything? Nope!

I'm a neet. I think the stock market is going to go bust in October, November, and December. I have warned my parents. Now I'm warning you. I know how it goes.. Since I don't have a job you think I don't know anything but that's where you are wrong. I look forward to saying "I told you so".

I'm backed by neetbux

I'm a rekt crypto neet and you're the IRS wanting money from my crypto trades. I'll go first.
>Listen here you dirty kikes. You've got two options. You can either wait for my coins to moon 3000% compounded before I pay you a damn cent. OR option two, I will declare bankruptcy and get on government assistance and you get NOTHING because I will NEVER get a job and you can't make me.

OK your turn to respond.

What's the secret to your neet success? Mine is my other two siblings are dicks to my parents and I'm the only one who's nice to them

Good my neet bux were starting to run low.

Shouldn't you go to sleep? You've got work in just a few hours. Mr. Noseburg wouldn't be happy if he found out about this.

Is being a neet just like being retired?

How will the upcoming war with Iran, Russia, China, and Venezuela effect the economy? Will it lead to job loss?