/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tfw 309-year old virgin

>>57562692
>Die
>Take off the VR headset and your "friends" all laugh and mock for getting the lowest possible score at this game of "Life"
>want to die even more now

You just got a taste of the rug pull you dumb money bulls are going to experience. When the ETF gets rejected again and forever, you are going to see a crash like you have never seen before as the smart money pulls the plug on your operation.

>Fed has to raise interest rates to curb inflation
>Interest rates trigger bankruptcy
>Fed has to print more money to bail out the banks
Fed raises interest rates to curb inflation

>my alts are not moving
fuck this world

>>53044598
>>53044565
it didnt work

>>53005425
>>53005478
https://twitter.com/digitalassetbuy/status/1606638334536712193

You stole my idea :( and made it worse

Linkies knew where they stood
With their leader bearded plump
With long arrears to make good
When Sergey began to dump

They were not easily moved
Awaiting a foretold pump
Til every count be proved
So Sergey continued to dump

Their voices were timid and high
In every throat, a lump
Yet all they could do was cry
As Sergey continued to dump

Their sweaty hands were shaking
Some said "it's just a slump,
Just wait until we're staking"
Yet Sergey continued to dump

Delusions were not suddenly bred
Not every holder was a chump
But through the dismal years ahead
And every LINK thread that gets a bump
Sergey will continue to dump

>watch caddyshack
>tfw you will never live during the american golden age

>saturday night

I lost everything 6 months ago and I never told my gf. I told her I tethered in time. I've been trying to save money but its hard when you live with a woman with no income who thinks you have a decent amount of money in the bank. we planned a fairly expensive vacation and I couldn't say no, because then I would have to admit I lied. so I took a loan and didn't tell her. now she is already planning another vacation (overseas) for christmas next year. fuck.

>>51532038
I'd say neutral to bullish. If the new dot plot even hints at a pivot we go up. Otherwise it's business as usual and we keep crabbing down
>>51532060
>>frogposting
>Seriously, get a life
why you say this

>>51408578
It really is ogre this time

>>51388407
I unironically hope you lose all your money shorter's deserve the rope

>buy stock
>instantly lose 6%
>sell stock
Am I doing this right?

>>50988098
Get fucked swingies get the rope

>tfw get blackout drunk
>go on a shitpost spree
>wake up in the morning
>check the chan
>try to make a post
>'You are banned.'

I haven't coomed inside a pussy in 3 years.

It seems abundantly clear now that bitcoin will never be above 50k again. The bull run is over folks.

I'm financially ruined. Bonus blocks FUD won.

Very good price they said. Literally can't go lower they said.
Every fucking shitcoin is mooning while this keeps going down

IDchads
it's over...

>>28662793
....yes, just fuck my life up. I used to connect and compare the gas fee between 1inch and uniswap.

>>28392128
Thank you. I made that pepe.