/biz/ - Business & Finance

>at work
>need to shit
>go to the bathroom
>on the toilet
>decide to check on my 75k LINK stack from 2 years ago
>see it's now worth $1.5M
>in shock, immediately shit out my guts
>shit so hard I faint and hit my head on the ground
>pass out
>wake up in a hospital
>doctor tells me I'm paralyzed from the neck down and will never be able to move again
>at least I still have my link so I can afford 24/7 nurses
>my boss shows up
>says he found me and called 911
>when I passed out my phone was still unlocked and my wallet app was open
>he transferred all his link to my account, sold it and retired
>he spits on me and calls me a stinky linky
>dang

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