/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11888000
Thank God, Monday is saved

>>11420073
stop, your arousing me

>>11139988
Nigga, what you think this guy has text to speech running on 4 chan? I mean imagine someone lying on their back in bed, their computer reading posts to them in real time as they gurgle out muffled responses to their computer for it to type up for them. Screens mounted at 9 degree angles on their ceiling so they can view the bright pretty pictures without craning their necks or sitting up. A mouse-pad sits stop their stomach so they can move about the digital world freely. Finally one day they roll to the side attempting to scratch their ass and the cord to their overused computer snags on their folds, coming undone. They are unable to send a message to their mother for help and have to spend the next 6 hours desperately crying for assistance but their neck folds are so thick that their voice cannot reach a loud enough tone to reach out of the confines of their basement. Out of desperation they try to get out of bed and make their way to the ramp that leads upstairs, but unassisted they trip and fall onto the floor. Their gut so swollen from eating nothing but nacho cheese flavored doritos for 27 years, is unable to take the impact, a sudden rupture, anon is no more.