/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28276952
if i could afford to order delivery from the COMEX that is what i would do right now. instant media sensation, just picture it. LGD bars are like 1000oz and you have to ask for what, 10 or 100 of them? then you have to pay for security and transportation.
picture calling out some reporters to meet you as your armored van arrives at your local bank branch where you've got your security deposit box (for the stunt specifically). i'd dress up like an african warlord and answer all "why are you doing this" type questions with shit like "the paper it is okay, but i prefer it my way"