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im gonna aloooooort

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>>55600182
chainlink alertor here, thanks op i have raised an alert
wee woo wee woo

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chainlink alertooor 2023 july 5th report:
i am reporting that there is nothing to report
the network is operating as intended and the entire defi ecosystem remains healthy thanks to my ever watchful eye
as always, don't forget to thank your local chainlink network alertoors, the silent guardians dutifully monitoring in the night
signing off (not really, i'm always watching)

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>operator it's an emergency, patch me through chainlink labs HQ
>*ring ring*
>hello this is chainlink labs HQ, how may I help you
>WEE WOO WEE WOO THIS IS NODE ALERTOR #9617 IM REPORTING AN EMERGENCY LINK ALERTTTTTTTTTTT
>alertor #9617 you are failing to follow proper procedure, yo were supposed to alert on-chain not on our phone line, your stake has therefore automatically been slashed, goodbye
>b-b-but.......... WEE WOOOO WEE WOOOOOOOO!!!! IM ALERTIIIING

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WEE-OO WEE-OO WEE-OO WEE-OO

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Now is our time to shine.

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>>54822933
Checked. Keeping my eyes on all the feeds waiting for my chance to sound the alarm.

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OOOOOOOHHHHH I'M ALEEERRRRTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNG

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