/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27729076

D-don't worry. Project Artemis is gonna make it worthwhile. R-right, bros?

>>25773397
> Im a type of person who make telecommunication their hardest of all atire, synical in a way of buffering into a Shared LAN.

>29 years old
>stuck in the low $3 million net worth purgatory zone

>$15.75
it just keeps dropping

>bought AAPL at 456 on Friday
>sold at a loss when it hit 440 yesterday
>FOMO'd in again at 452 EOD
>sold at a loss when it hit 455 at open

>>21121717
Noooo you forgot the currency unit.

>tfw put my life savings in BLIAQ

>meant to buy 100 shares of TSM
>accidentally wrote 100 naked calls on TSLA strike 1200 exp 7/31
>already lost $1.5M

I’d gotten a new amazon account almost every month for the last three years so I could get free prime, I just tried to make a new account to get another free month and it told me I’m ineligible for a free trial.

They fucking caught me bros, it’s all over...

I’d gotten a new amazon account almost every month for the last three years so I could get free prime, I just tried to make a new account to get another free month and it told me I’m ineligible for a free trial.

They fucking caught me bros, it’s all over...

>>18106941
>stock market starting to look really good to me!

>thought of buying $45 AMD puts on February 20th
>"nah, no way it'll go that low"
>thought of buying $150 MSFT puts after the first dead cat bounce
>"nah, no way it'll go that low"

>could have sold my 3/27 MSFT puts this morning for 1K profit

WHY AM I SO FUCKING STUPID I CAN JUST BUY IN AGAIN WITH MY PROFITS I DON'T NEED TO FUCKING HOLD ALL THE FUCKING TIME

>tfw spent my life's savings on puts

>>17700569
>tfw you get fucked out of payment for doing physics homework because the oracle nodes reference the top rated reply on yahoo answers

>bought calls yesterday morning

>tfw sold my house to buy $50 SPY puts exp 3/6

>tfw bought 1 trillion in SPY 500 calls 3/6 exp

>tfw bought 100K of SPCE calls $50 strike when it hit $41

>mfw put my life savings in SPY 200 puts 20 minutes before the bell on Friday

>mfw spent my 5 children's college funds on $100 AMD calls expiring 2/28

>mfw bought 10K worth of SPCE calls at 40
>mfw bought 25K worth of SNSS calls at peak
>mfw mortgaged house to buy SPY calls because I thought the market was going to rally today

>mfw 10K invested in VOO
>mfw at market open tomorrow I'll already be well below my breakeven point

>$4.23