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PNK is the only altcoin that hasn't mooned yet.

I really tried. To warn you, to save you. To get you to do something as fucking simple as reading the whitepaper. I even removed my wig and walked among you, spreading what knowledge I could against some of the chad-jurors wishes. Some of you listened and others did not. It was the best I could have done.
Today is the day the world begins its shift to a new paradigm as America burns under the weight of its own legal failures.

It is finally time for the final case for today.
I sentence all PNK holders to a life of success, godlike wisdom and happiness, whatever form that may take. More importantly, I sentence you all to a future financial freedom.

*bangs PNK gavel*

Now, we ascend.