/biz/ - Business & Finance

Well lads, that's it. Had another screaming match with the missus today, she took her kids and went to her parents. Her shrill harpy of a mother is probably elated. Gonna see if I can keep the GME in the divorce and give her more than 50% of my assets so she'll have no legal grounds to any of my MOASS gains after this pops. I'll be banging tight 18 yo hedgie daughters while she'll be hitting the wall at mach speed while hopping from wage slave dick to wage slave dick. WAGMI

A message to Kennith Cordele Griffin and all those that continue to steal from retail investors…..

You own nothing and you lose nothing. Those houses you built are only as good as the remaining years you have on earth. None of them belong to you. Those cars and planes you own you only paid for the transportation for the period they last or you last. Your children don’t belong to you and that is why the State determines how you bring them up. The money you have amassed is only as good as the years you have on earth. The notes belong to the central banks, not you. Even the food you eat is not yours as you must defecate it back to earth.

Your spouse does not belong to you. She will stay until she decides not too. Your body that you think belongs to you does not as the earth will reclaim it.

In closing, Kenneth Cordele Griffin and those others that troll our sub remember this….you are but a fleeting speck in time that matters not. Yet you still believe yourselves to be immortal. Long after you are gone the APES will remain not because we are immortal but our children will inherit our shares and our beliefs……….and your legacies will amount to ZERO!

Hey nigger Baggots! It’s been another YEAR - but moass is tomorrow
I have a few observations in your preferred Reddit Format:

1.) Looks like "twosday" meant shit fuck all, huh?

2.) The apple podcast “exposé” dropped and the next day so did your stock. -2.8%

3.) The apple event made ZERO fucking mention of your nigger stock and the metaverse

4.) Instead of buying more GME Ryan the kike bought BBBY. LMFAOOOO

5.) Looks like another week of unwarranted hubris, calling everyone with common sense "shills" and "jeets".

6.) Looks like another week of people you claim to be under HEAVY scrutiny and federal investigations continuing to PAY said shills on niggerchan instead of covering their shorts. They NEED YOUR scrapped together 10 shares anon!!

7.) Looks like another week of youtube personalities drawing dicks and lines all over the place to keep you donating to their channels.

8.) Looks like another week not making it? Please remember to clock OUT for lunches. They are not paid and you already have 2 strikes. Also, log in to do your diversity trainings.
STOP slacking off.

9.) your Jewish savior continues to taunt you and string you along with emoji after emoji; cock reference after cock reference; homosexual shit obsessed quip after homosexual shit obsessed quip.

10. Looks like 3/17 resulted in another 10% drop. LMFAO!

11. Looks like day after day of Reddit “todays the day” posts. (It’s been 3 years)

Now a few parting questions:

What are you going to do next year when you're on GME general #20193 and you're STILL crabbing, but around the $30 mark?

Seethe?
youre gonna seethe???
ohhhhh thats hot... How hard? hmm?
ooh fuckkkkk...Describe it to me daddy
Mmmm...
describe that seethe session daddy... MMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM

Remember: Direct (Yous) and Broken (yous) all count as seethe. I do this for free

What do you call that feeling where the world is so unjustifiably fucked up and you wonder why but are not sure whether you are surprised or not? Every day we plunge further into the clowny depths, the movie will be out a week from now and we will finally get to see this glownigger propaganda Seth has been working so hard on. Economic collapse the week following? They better be revving up those cloning vats. There won't be enough hedgie daughters 18+ to go around.

I feel like saying MOASS could be tomorrow is the biggest FUD since this whole thing started. Not only does it always disappoint people the same way datefagging does when nothing happens (which over time will steadily drop morale), but it also leads to people not wanting to DRS because they think "Oh shit, what if this pops tomorrow? My shares won't DRS in time and will be stuck in some shitty snail mail limbo, and maybe there will be a 'technical glitch' that causes my shares to be lost so I miss MOASS all together." Etc. I know when DRS first became a thing I didn't do it for 6 months because every day I was told "Dude moass tomorrow, 2 weeks, it's literally today!" and I didn't want to risk DRSing.

MOASS will happen when it happens and that's it.

>>56667709
i was supposed to be a millionaire by now if it wasn't for the blatantly rigged and corrupt system. with other stocks in my country too, not just GME. everyone is just in it for themselves. i'm not going to be a wagie cuck when the system is so blatantly unfair. there's even sick people that deliberately bring in non-white migrants and do other evil things just to ruin things.

Sorry but most people overestimate/up-sell their perceived opportunity cost all the time imho. Imagine the gains I could’ve had bro!!

Sure, but the reality is you’re way more statistically likely to have lost most of it. Hindsight is 20/20, and there’s a balance between introspective retro analysis and fixating on the rear view mirror too much at the cost of the road ahead.

GME is up 700% on the year. The bullish signs are obvious. Anyone calling this an ill fated Reddit p&d at this point are just as msm guzzlingly retarded as AMC apes setting a 4/5+ digit share price. The data + social sentiments just don’t pass the test in my plums. GME though? Galaxy brains + money to be made.

I believe moass as it’s been outlined in the past year could go off, same as I believed it could go to 500 a share last year and everyone not on Reddit/here at the time would’ve thought it an impossibility.

Tesla crabbed 40-70 up and down for years while being called a dumb money cult but the people who went all in them are now millionaires.

How folks don’t see the obvious parallels between how normies reacted to BTC and how they’re now reacting to NFTs is crazy to me. It all starts with calling it as dumb as it sounds “magic internet money” = “expensive jpegs”. Initially only for the wealthy/criminal/bored/autistic tech poorfags trying to get ahead. Fast forward 10 years and my boomer relatives in finance hold small crypto positions and it’s the name of a major sports arena.

Strength & Patience anon

We are days away from moass, I dont think anyone has really understood this. They weren't going to do this months ago because that would've gave us plenty of time to get loud and throw a wrench in it. They have undoubtedly been planning this for well over a year. They did this last minute knowing they were going under in the very near future.

RC tweeted a 20/40 week old baby exactly 20 weeks ago, tomorrow is labor day...

In the Gmerica NFTs there are subtle hints at moass like a countdown timer showing T-00, rockets launching, and 3rd quarter moon phases

News about Arnal the Bobby CFO

Chinese economy is collapsing in literally days

Fed just started dumping MBSs Friday

10Y broke out of its 40 year down trend

Fed is telling people to buckle up, and there will be casulties

Bond market is collapsing

50% of GME is DRSed and growing rapidly

Sept 1st the ISDA Phase 6 went into affect

Shitadel has been borrowing money left and right, and their lifelines are running out

Kenny moved to Florida, then leveled 3 of his homes to build 1 mansion for his mother. He did this to protect his wealth. So he knows somethings coming for him

Shitadel's bonds were just downgraded to 1 category above junk bonds

Gamestop is doing something with Gmerica

Ryan Cohen is doing something with bobby stock, and/or buy buy baby

Gamestop has yet to officially release the marketplace

IMX has yet to bring their games to the marketplace

Plus many other things, somethings brewing and we're teetering on moass any day

Well lads, that's it. Had another screaming match with the missus today, she took her kids and went to her parents. Her shrill harpy of a mother is probably elated. Gonna see if I can keep the GME in the divorce and give her more than 50% of my assets so she'll have no legal grounds to any of my MOASS gains after this pops. I'll be banging tight 18 yo hedgie daughters while she'll be hitting the wall at mach speed while hopping from wage slave dick to wage slave dick. WAGMI.

>>56417726
>He told his woman about GME
NGMI. But in all seriousness, don't stress it, but don't put any more money in. Let her sell her half, tell her she was right, that you're an idiot (which you are for telling her about it in the first place), and don't breathe a fucking word about it ever again. Take her out to the gun range, get drunk, fuck her in public, all that good shit, and if you're stupid lucky she'll forget you even convinced her to put her life savings in. Continue to accumulate in secret, and when it pops off, surprise her with a vacation. Basically let her sell and just stop caring.

>>56398957
Enter Icahn? Is it really a crazy idea to think two billionaires would make a deal between themselves to get what they wanted. Icahn gets a massively discounted retailer to merge with his successful retailer, Ryan gets BABY in exchange for cash and gme equity so Icahn can close his short on Gme without needing to go to market.

I wonder if they can push it below 14

>>56361097
Even if the assessed cash value is 50 cents that'd still be a $1.5B payout for hedgies if they're naked shorting 10x.

>>56355919
I can't see this dragging until November. Things are too flat as of late.
I'm optimistic Jiemi will run Late September/October
MSM will attribute this to Dumb Money release in September
I'm saying this is misdirection because how tf will JIEMI reach a gorillion dollars based on the movie alone
MY speculation is this is the result of the algo sperging out but MSM will have to point at something, anything to explain the run up, most likely throwing normie FOMO in the mix

They can’t push it below $15, and not for a lack of trying

RRP is the logical play. GME turned out to be a marathon, but although the distance is long there is a finish line. We absolutely will be seeing some fireworks along the way as GME is loaded with far too many anomalies. Wallstreet would 100% orchestrate a pump and dump on GME, yet we have data showing that retail is buying and NOT selling. Yet the price goes down? It makes zero sense. GME even has a visionary goal of revitalizing the company, so it is not merely a brick and mortar. Yet none of these prospects are priced into the stock. No debt. None of it makes any sense whatsoever if you do not account for the systemic short position used to balloon a $10BN portfolio into controlling $65BN of assets. Vampire bit off more than they could chew, and shorting an liquid stock to this level is single handedly the most dangerous move you can make in all of finance. MOASS, and infinity squeeze are the logical repercussions of doing so. We all own what they need to buy, and simply "providing liquidity" is not good enough. They sold what they do not own, and as retail we can demand ownership of our investments. And this is what they cannot procure. Probably NONE of our stocks in anything are anywhere close to representative of what we have bought. We simply have no reason to believe the whole market isn't a fraudulent ponzi scheme. This is what Wallstreet has done. They have been caught, and they all need to go into the woodchipper of justice.

>>56335190
*tink tink tink*

Attention KIKES

I will NEVER, ever sell my GME.
GME at $480. Didnt sell.
GME at $340. Didnt sell.
GME at $150. $100. $80. $50. $40. $38...

Not selling.

IF you filthy kikes ever want to see these GME shares again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $2000 per share... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy kikes, I AM NOT SELLING

Sincerely,
The richest man in Babylon. Praise Ryan.
and FUCK JANNIES, KIKES, NIGGERS AND SPICS

>>56332904
That's why it's not about bots, it's about retarded shills who are bad at computers and can't ctrl-f/cmd-f (possibly because their custom API client doesn't support it).

>>56319206
>The people whose pensions he gambled are who he's going to need to be afraid of.
No he doesn't, they're all women or low T leftist cucks. That's why he picked on public school teachers to begin with.