/biz/ - Business & Finance

>2023
>Finish up sauna and throat singing
>Walk back to main house, with security drones whizzing by overhead
>Double check my suitcase to make sure I'm all packed
>Surrogate Amanda comes in to rub my shoulders
>"Anon, do you really need to go? We can take care of you here. There's still plenty of cabbage from the harvest!"
>It's not just about the braps, Amanda. This is the 3rd annual brap buffet, and I need to see how my frens are doing.
>"But we'll miss you," Surrogate Yuki chimes in
>Relax, ladies. Too much stress will be bad for my children, and I'll be back before you know it
>"But Anon..."
>A couple cracks and gurgled screams echo from the outside as another "revolutionary" learns about the castle doctrine
>Surrogate Yuki remembers what life was like on the outside
>"...Y-you're right."
>IYKYK