/biz/ - Business & Finance

I put $50 into a kucoin account to gamble with on leverage for fun and ended up turning it into $700. Is there any way for me to use this money that wouldn't make the IRS mad?

>I love money
>I love money more than the things it can buy
>Does that surprise you?
>Money
>It don't care whether I'm good or not
>It don't care whether I'm fat or not
>It don't care if I post on /biz/ or not
>There are only three things in this world with that kind of unconditional acceptance:
>Dogs
>Doughnuts
>And money
>Only money is better
>Do you know why?
>Because it don't make you fat, and it don't poop all over the living room floor
>There's only one thing I like more:

>>50679682
When you've saved and invested enough that you know you're guaranteed to make it, then you get to just chill and start enjoying life. I technically don't have to work anymore. so I just use that extra money to travel. You'll know when you reach that status.

Fren, if you were here before the bankers and old money you're absolutely gmi. It might sound like a joke but crypto market is still in it's infancy

>Chemical Engineer

>>30019294
over 400% APY so yes. As long as it makes more than gas fees it's a profit.

I've got some tiny crypto profit that I'd like to double. Shill me a coin that'll 2x within the next two or three weeks at most. Preferably something that isn't too >who. Right now I'm looking at DOT and XRP.

>bought 2k worth of 25th Anniversary McDonalds Pokemon Cards
>people crying on Twitter that their kids can’t get them because of scalping
>mfw I sell these for 20k in 5 years

Fuck dem kids

>>28487688
>savings
>"savings"
Kek. do you feel safer holding the fiat?

Pink id's are gonna make

I am currently pooling and earning shitloads of ETH and am still able to stake at the same time! It's literally double the money.

/biz/ needs a reform. It's time that we had a place on /biz/ where people who have brains and people who wish to grow a fucking brain can come together to discuss sensible and smart investing. We admonish anything involving "mooning", "le X is gonna pump guys!!!", get rich quick schemes, and pump and dumps. If we wanted to play the lottery or get fucked in the ass at the casino that's exactly what we would be doing, but that isn't what we want, now is it. Want to know what the lottery, gambling, pump and dumps, and get rich quick schemes all have in common? THEY ARE ALL RETARDED NIGGER MONKEY TAXES. They are taxes that you pay when you have a room temperature IQ, and we don't pay taxes here at /biz/.
No. We want reasonable growth and smart investing. We only care about assets that range from a stable store of value to those that would be considered mildly aggressive/risky. Crypto is allowed here as technologies like bitcoin are extremely promising. However, we don't give a fuck about shitcoins that add little to no innovation and are essentially just pump and dumps. in general, you can shove your pump and dumps up your asshole.
So, /biz, care to share with us your portfolio? Net worth? Assets? Do you have any good advice? What do you believe are good mid to long term investments that promote steady portfolio growth?
Cheers

>>27576047
>>27576246
>>27576728
>>27576546
if you finna run, you better hope your $80 in ETH can cover your gas fees bitch cuz i'm about to clear you out here in a minute

>>26796534
loot crate niggers we on this

in your opinion, since after a crisis you can only grow back, what will be the best opportunities and sectors to invest in after the end of the pandemic?

Manager at work gave me more hours, later non wageslaves

frenz, the garbage fire known as the year of our lord 2020 has just about made me.
>bought spxs before corona chan
>bought sta at .0003 & sold at .06
>same for hex
>went all in ampl for 13x
>cashed out into eth & btc
>bought my weight in silver & age in gold
>dumped my woman
this year as the real estate market implodes i am waiting to snap up land.
>what assets you eyeballing for 21 /biz/realis?

>>25247057
the next big pump will be on saturday, you are welcome faggot
discord dot gg slash 5Tq7qxkkRv

>>24762501
>tfw last day before next cycle

my btc & eth are rocksteady
my altbag is up 90% in the last month

>>24530059
>$3?
buy order at $0.66

>>24315606
I hope so