/biz/ - Business & Finance

I just bought 21 Chainlink (Ticker: LINK) tokens.

>>52779750
I bought a Nintendo Switch with mine and haven't played it since

>>52700911
>Go to mexican slums, ask random drug cartel guy how he got his car
>He and his goonies beat the fuck out of you
>If you survive, you are physically and mentally disabled
>Profit

How much longer is the crypto bullrun going to last? mid of this year? End of year? Until next year?

You look ridiculous playing face-theater make-believe with your mask.

Fuck you.

I literally hate everyone on this planet.

What if the virus actually isn't real though

I can shake the feeling I'm being manipulated by this "invisible enemy" and all the proof I have that it's even real is shit I read on the internet

Going girl-watching at the mall today. How can I profit from this?

I just changed my major from Computer Science to Psychology to reset my federal fund availability because I got put on financial aid suspension for not going to class

Employment is the practice of trading future riches for immediate scraps.
It is a tremendous time and energy vampire.

Why is Bitcoin still so fucking slow?

Fuck I just realized
All Chainlink does is connect smart contracts. It's a fucking ethernet cable.

Let's have a thread to share financial mistakes we made for other anons to learn from.
What are some financial tips you wish you could tell your younger self (besides buying crypto)? Things your parents never told you? Here's some of mine:

>Don't even bother going to college. It's just an insanely overpriced ticket to get a "good" job.
>There is no such thing as a good job. Find out how money works, and then work for yourself.
>While you're figuring things out and working a job in the meantime, don't spend it all. Save money.
>Stop spending money just to impress or 1-up crazy people who don't care about you anyways. It is a complete waste.
>Don't take out huge loans for an amount you can't earn or pay back in a year or two.
>Stay the fuck away from credit cards until you learn some discipline to master the above points.

>drive for doordash
>get to be accept or decline delivery orders at my discretion
>almost never accept deliveries downtown because of the fucking retards that live there
>one night just accept a downtown delivery on a whim
>driving to the dude's house with his food, following my gps like normal, when the dude suddenly calls me
>loud boomer voice
>"UH YEAH I HAVE THIS PROBLEM ALL THE TIME WHEN I ORDER DELIVERY BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING THE WRONG WAY"
>chill dude I'm just following my gps, I'm sure I'll get there just fine like I do 100% of the time
>"NOW FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS DO YOU SEE A NAPA? OKAY YOU NEED TO TURN THERE"
>uh fine I'll humor the dude
>"WHERE ARE YOU?"
>I'm at blah blah corner of this and that street
>"I SAID WHERE ARE YOU? LISTEN TO ME IF YOU'RE CONFUSED THEN YOU SHOULD CALL ME, DON'T WAIT FOR ME TO CALL YOU, MY FOOD IS GETTING COLD YOU KNOW"
>wasn't even confused until he called me
>mfw he literally would have had his food by now if he didn't call me and waste my time with his retarded directions, pic related
>"NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME, WHEN YOU GET HERE YOU NEED TO CALL ME, DO. NOT. KNOCK. ON. THE. DOOR. YOU CALL ME, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"
>uh yeah sure whatever
>"WHARE ARE YOU? I SAID WHERE ARE YOU? LISTEN YOU NEED TO TURN... NO YOU ALREADY WENT TO FAR! WHERE ARE YOU?"
>Hang on a sec, I'm gonna put you on hold
>Hang up lol
>block his number, go to the doordash app and mark his order as un-deliverable, choose "customer not available" as the reason
>Doordash app: "This dash has been successfully cancelled. Please dispose of the food at your discretion."
>An hour later, sitting at home eating his food (club sandwich, a cup of dumpling soup, and literally 20 large oatmeal cookies the size of a Frisbee, what the fuck?
>Check my "blocked numbers" voicemail folder
>100 fucking voicemails from this dude lmao
>All some variation of either, "YOU NEED TO ANSWER YOUR PHONE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" or "YOU NEED TO CALL ME WHEN YOU ARRIVE, DO. NOT. KNOCK."
Love my job

I think I'm unironically smarter than all of my peers. What can I do with this information?

is this really how the fed works?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tGk5ioEXlIM

if minorities getting in crypto was the signal to sell everything, what does it mean when /biz/ is flooded by redditors and normies?

My dad works at The Great Depression and he says it's starting soon

The last time I pooped, it was really hard and I spent half an hour trying to get it to come out.
That was three days ago. I haven't pooped since. What do I do?

>>11954473

why did craig never grow out of the larping phase?

where can i buy bchabc besides poloniex?