/biz/ - Business & Finance

I should have stuck with boomer stocks

>2014
>tell my fwiends to invest in bitcoin
>they don't
>media begins talking about bitcoin
>tell my fwiends to invest in bitcoin
>they don't
>they watch me buy a house & nice car age 23
>fwiends get bitter and jealous
>lose fwiends
>2016
>tell my fwiends to bet on Trump winning
>they don't
>constantly nag me about Trump being a racist idiot
>tell them it doesn't matter bet now with 27 to 1 odds
>they don't
>Trump wins
>I get a big pay out
>fwiends get bitter and jealous
>lose fwiends
>2018
>tell my fwiends to invest their savings into USD because AUD will crash
>they don't
>AUD devalues 12% in one year
>USD climbs 11%
>show them this
>fwiends get bitter and jealous
>lose fwiends
I only have one fwiend left now /biz/ ;-;