/biz/ - Business & Finance

AAAAAND WE'RE BACK.

4chan is our home, how those degenerate jannies dare to ban Apu, frens?

>>58209081
Yeah, I think I will buy some more. This dip is actually a huge discount.

>>58157764
I already did a 40x in my APU investment and I'm still into it. I'm still waiting for this rug you guys seem to care so much about, but doesn't seem like it's gonna happen. Sorry fren, I guess you just aren't good enough to make it.

We told you, fags. Buy now, before it's too late.

Steal a convenience store to buy $APU.
Sell your parents forniture to buy $APU.
Evade your taxes to buy $APU.
Get in debt to buy $APU.
Scam the elder to buy $APU.

And remember: ALWAYS spend more money than you can lose.

This is financial advice.

>>58009766
Will you date me?
If yes, you are smart and beautiful
If no, go KYS you dumb attentionwhore

I am literally watching my money disappear into thin air
>”investing”
In crypto was a mistake.


And now im too far gone so i have to hope it goes up.

I am very close to financial ruin

>>56236007
That's capitalism baybee!

100k is programmed

>>54988729
PLSPEPE chads assemble

>>54768360
>saving money
>is this a good financial decision?

i've just stolen a car with full tank of gas to save money. best financial decision this year so far

>>54077743
Nice. I didn't know anything and bought GME because I thought it would be funny to run it to $1000 and make hedgies cry.

Now I'm gonna run it to $1000 and make EVERYONE CRY
ahahahaha

>>53329296
75 bps

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>>52237572
hell yea bros. i'm going to dedicate my next work hour to you

>>51721136
It is.

>>51206250
Im gonna have a tower of pancakes with a big side of bacon tomorrow. Lets fucking go my lunatics.

still holding

>>50692693
I'm going to look back all this once the dust settles fondly....
We are literally Jedi knights of this stock
Depending it for the past 2 years against a seemingly infinite hoard of shitty sand pipo, and jawas, shitty attack droids, storm troopers, a fucking death star like 5 of them, and kennoid and his minions shitty shorting sith shitlords
And honestly it's been quite the fucking ride if nothing less
It's all coming to an end soon

>>50635777
excuse me? see
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>>49792528
You don't get a refund on GME shorts either. Sorry.

>buy puts
>they're profitable
thank you puts

after moass im gonna buy a pair of shorts and a paddleboard and sunglasses and just float around

shits gonna be litty like an itty bitty titty committee in the city

>>30045049
Yes
Thank god I have over 120K.

>>29966475
When is this shit gonna hit $1? Coinbase? It would be just like poetry if the pajeets helped me make it after all.