/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30278658
>Be Germanbro
>In crypto since 2014 with 4 million Eurobucks.
>Buy a couple of Gold coins.
>mfw. Geldwäscheverdachtsmeldung (money laundering report) by gold dealer.
>Finanzamt (Ger-IRS) treatens to rape me.
>mfw >10.000 trades on a double-digit number of exchanges big and small
>buy some crypto tax software for €400
>software says I made 2 billion in profit kek
>garbage
>can't handle it even though I studied business administrations and taxes
>Have to get professional crypto tax lawyer/accountants
>Costs accumulate to like €40k since last fall
>mfw. the actual taxes I will have to pay are only like 30-50k€ (in addition to lawyers and accounts)
>everything went better than expected
>mfw hearing their biggest client dodged 16 million in taxes in 2017 and in 2020 made over 100 million bucks with fucking LINK!!
I swear this is true!

I know about link ever since this weird toilet thing but never bought in.

>>26552965
Just bought for $120k.
How fucked am I?

t. Multicryptollionaire