/biz/ - Business & Finance

When we joined theLink Covenant, we took an Oath!
>According to our stacks! All without exception!
With the inheritance from our boomers ... on the staking of our linkies, we swore to uphold the Covenant!
>Even to our dying breath!
Those who would FUD link are heretics... Worthy of neither pity, nor mercy! Even now, they use /biz/ threads to broadcast their lies!
>We shall grind them into dust!
And continue our march to the glorious singularity!


Gravemind: "I...? I am a monument to all your positive thoughts."

Swinglinker: "Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off."

Linkmarine: "Swinger!"

>The Gravemind makes loud huffing sounds, and indicates the Swinglinker

Gravemind:"This one is TA and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but hope and faith, and is the more deluded."

Linkmarine: "Liquidate me or hack me, parasite. But do not waste my time with talk!"

Gravemind: "There is much talk. And I have listened. Through /biz/ and reddit and twitter. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen."

>He raises two tentacles, one wrapped around Craig Wright, the other merged with an infected Vitalik

CSW: "Greetings! I am Satoshi Nakamoto. I am original creator of bitcoin."

Vitalik: "And I am the creator of Etherium, Developer most High... Hierarch of the Autists!"

>CSW sees the swinglinker

Gravemind: "I...? I am a monument to all your positive thoughts."

Swinglinker: "Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off."

Linkmarine: "Swinger!"

>The Gravemind makes loud huffing sounds, and indicates the Swinglinker

Gravemind:"This one is TA and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but hope and faith, and is the more deluded."

Linkmarine: "Liquidate me or hack me, parasite. But do not waste my time with talk!"

Gravemind: "There is much talk. And I have listened. Through /biz/ and reddit and twitter. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen."

>He raises two tentacles, one wrapped around Craig Wright, the other merged with an infected Vitalik

CSW: "Greetings! I am Satoshi Nakamoto. I am original creator of bitcoin."

Vitalik: "And I am the creator of Etherium, Developer most High... Hierarch of the Autists!"

>CSW sees the swinglinker

Gravemind: "I...? I am a monument to all your positive thoughts."

Swinglinker: "Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off."

Linkmarine: "Swinger!"

>The Gravemind makes loud huffing sounds, and indicates the Swinglinker

Gravemind:"This one is TA and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but hope and faith, and is the more deluded."

Linkmarine: "Liquidate me or hack me, parasite. But do not waste my time with talk!"

Gravemind: "There is much talk. And I have listened. Through /biz/ and reddit and twitter. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen."

IHe raises two tentacles, one wrapped around Craig Wright, the other merged with an infected Vitalik

CSW: "Greetings! I am Satoshi Nakamoto. I am original creator of bitcoin."

Vitalik: "And I am the creator of Etherium, Developer most High... Hierarch of the Autists!"

>CSW sees the swinglinker...

Gravemind: "I...? I am a monument to all your positive thoughts."

Swinglinker: "Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off."

Linkmarine: "Swinger!"

The Gravemind makes loud huffing sounds, and indicates the Swinglinker

Gravemind:"This one is TA and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but hope and faith, and is the more deluded."

Linkmarine: "Liquidate me or hack me, parasite. But do not waste my time with talk!"

Gravemind: "There is much talk. And I have listened. Through /biz/ and reddit and twitter. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen."

He raises two tentacles, one wrapped around Craig Wright, the other merged with an infected Vitalik

CSW: "Greetings! I am Satoshi Nakamoto. I am original creator of bitcoin."

Vitalik: "And I am the creator of Etherium, Developer most High... Hierarch of the Autists!"

Gravemind: "I...? I am a monument to all your positive thoughts."

Swinglinker: "Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off."

Linkmarine: "Swinger!"

The Gravemind makes loud huffing sounds, and indicates the Swinglinker

Gravemind:"This one is TA and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but hope and faith, and is the more deluded."

Linkmarine: "Liquidate me or hack me, parasite. But do not waste my time with talk!"

Gravemind: "There is much talk. And I have listened. Through /biz/ and reddit and twitter. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen."

He raises two tentacles, one wrapped around Craig Wright, the other merged with an infected Vitalik

CSW: "Greetings! I am Satoshi Nakamoto. I am original creator of bitcoin."

Vitalik: "And I am the creator of Etherium, Developer most High... Hierarch of the Autists!"