/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56902475
>Teddy who owns BBBY

>>56900149
>I wouldn't know, I don't hold BBBYQ.
That makes two of you.

>>56812120
>no proof
>types like an angry BBBaggie

>>56155243
>May the clown honk for me.
You were the clown all along.

>>55792251
>doesn't even have a portfolio
>is probably in Malaysian dollars

>>55789316
>>55789320
>>55790675
>he doesn't know
So basically you're fucking stupid.
Consider this:
What had Pulte been tweeting lately? Only the young.
Who else are young? Babies
What do you do to make babies? You MERGE the penis with the vagina
How do you MERGE the penis with the vagina? You ACQUIRE a woman
How do you ACQUIRE a woman? You STALK a woman at night and you RIDE her
What else do you ride? A HORSE
What does a horse do? SHIT a lot
Who likes to tweet about SHIT? Ryan Cohen
Who else likes to shit? Babies
What do you do when babies SHIT a lot? You Buy Buy them DIAPERS (2x buy because it's a lot of baby shit)
Who sells DIAPERS? Buy Buy BABY
Therefore, unless you're FUCKING RETARDED, it is very clear that Ryan Cohen intends to ACQUIRE Buy Buy BABY through a STALKING HORSE bid.

>>55742975
>LOOK AT THE CHART YOU'RE RED
>RED RED RED
>LOOK
>RED
>REEEEEEEEED
>AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55652587
>it was uncertain in my mind

>>55648595
Back to your containment thread, downie

>>55641308
>Spends all day and night fudding two completely unrelated stocks
>can't count
>is very concerned about how I invest my time.
hmm very interesting yes

>>55526218
>bury
BBBaggies can't even enunciate why it's important aside from "SOMETHING IS HAPPENING"

>>55515527
>>55515538
>>55515542
reminder that /smg/ bought HKD at 1300

>>55509477
>irrefutable proof

>>55352484
>or are the "confirmations" just delusional schizoid writings?
So basically you're fucking stupid.
Consider this:
What had Pulte been tweeting lately? Only the young.
Who else are young? Babies
What do you do to make babies? You MERGE the penis with the vagina
How do you MERGE the penis with the vagina? You ACQUIRE a woman
How do you ACQUIRE a woman? You STALK a woman at night and you RIDE her
What else do you ride? A HORSE
What does a horse do? SHIT a lot
Who likes to tweet about SHIT? Ryan Cohen
Who else likes to shit? Babies
What do you do when babies SHIT a lot? You Buy Buy them DIAPERS (2x buy because it's a lot of baby shit)
Who sells DIAPERS? Buy Buy BABY
Therefore, unless you're FUCKING RETARDED, it is very clear that Ryan Cohen intends to ACQUIRE Buy Buy BABY through a STALKING HORSE bid.

>>55310851
>#AMC TOO
>#BBBY THREE

>>55271435
>The quality of BBBY DD
Hold up. Let's assume I am correct for a minute:
>what has Pulte been tweeting lately? Only the Young.
>who are also young? Babies
>What did Pulte have recently? A baby.
>What did Ryan also have? Two (2) Babies
>How do you make babies? You MERGE the penis with the vagina.
>how do you find a vagina? You STALK a woman.
>how do you MERGE the penis with the vagina? You RIDE a vagina-having woman.
>what else do you ride? HORSES
Therefore, it is plain to see that Ryan Cohen intends to MERGE BBBY by acquiring BBBY through a STALKING HORSE after 5:00 PM.

>>55234760
>let me ask you then
Let me ask you:
What has Pulte been tweeting recently? Only the young
What else are young? Babies
What did Pulte have recently? A baby
What does Ryan Cohen have? Two Babies
What do babies do? They shit a lot.
What do you do with baby shit? You ACQUIRE diapers for them
Who else sells diapers? Buy Buy Baby
What do you do if you have two babies? You BUY BUY them diapers (2x because there's two of them)
How do you make a baby? You MERGE the penis with the vagina
Who owns BUY BUY BABY? Bed Bath and Beyond.
As you can CLEARLY see, Pulte has been telegraphing all along that Ryan Cohen will definitely merge GameStop with Bed Bath and Beyond so it can acquire BUY BUY BABY.

>BBBaggies need to be reminded again
>making me post the pasta again
The problem here is that you just do not understand how BK works. We will use Hertz as an. example as it was one of the very few occasions when the original stockholders got SOMETHING, although very little.

First, when a company declares BK the stock is DELISTED FROM ALL EXCHANGES. The exchanges don't trade BK stock. Shorts are excused from closing the transaction, as the stock is by definition worthless. THERE IS NO SQUEEZE BECAUSE THE SHORT SELLERS DON'T HAVE TO RETURN WORTHLESS STOCK. Sooner or later, the broker will release all funds to the short seller.

Then, the stock ticker symbol is changed. Hertz was changed from HTZ to HTZGQ. Now all old stockholders own shares in HTZGQ. THEN A NEW COMPANY IS FORMED. With Hertz, it was HTZ. All the old stockholders own NO SHARES OF HTZ. HTZGQ (old HTZ) will never again trade on an exchange although it can trade on pink sheets (that's what the "Q" means). HTZ can be (and was) listed with an exchange and traded.

Then, HTZGQ does a Section 363 bankruptcy sale of the assets to HTZ. This transfers the assets free of any liens to HTZ. HTZ pays for these assets by selling stock. The money generated in HTZGQ from selling stock in HTZ is distributed to the creditors of HTZGQ. Remember, that HTZGQ was once HTZ and was the original Hertz. (New) HTZ then discovers that it owns thousands of slightly used cars in the hottest used car market ever and the price then soars. This doesn't affect the original stockholders in Hertz because HTZGQ sold those cars to HTZ for 10 cents on the dollar. HTZ soars but the original stockholders own HTZGQ not HTZ. HTZGQ of course is worth pennies.

As a matter of fact, the holders of HTZGQ got $1.46 plus 1/20 share of HTZ for every share of HTZGQ for the best BK result of the century.

>>55207858
It's defintely related to BBBY. Think about it:
>what was Pulte tweeting lately? Only The Young
>who are young? Babies
>what did Pulte have recently? A baby
>what does Ryan Cohen have? Two Babies
>what do babies like? TEDDY bears
>how do you get TEDDY bears? You BUY them
>what does Ryan Cohen does to his babies? He BUYs BUYs them TEDDY bears (two BUYS because there's two babies)
>who sells TEDDY bears? Bed Bath and Beyond
>where do you put TEDDY bears? In a house
>what does Pulte's company make? Houses
>how do you make babies? You MERGE the penis with the vagina.
It is therefore plain to see that a GME+BBBY merger is in the works.

>>55206159
>TEDDY is the new Web3 bank and e-commerce giant of a post-molasses world.
It's also related to BBBY. Think about it:
>what was Pulte tweeting lately? Only The Young
>who are young? Babies
>what did Pulte have recently? A baby
>what does Ryan Cohen have? Two Babies
>what do babies like? TEDDY bears
>how do you get TEDDY bears? You BUY them
>what does Ryan Cohen does to his babies? He BUY BUY them TEDDY bears (two BUYS because there's two babies)
>who sells TEDDY bears? Bed Bath and Beyond
>how do you make babies? You MERGE the penis with the vagina.
It is therefore plain to see that a GME+BBBY merger is in the works.

>>55194547
You're just to stupid too understand. Think about it:
>Pulte has been tweeting "ONLY THE YOUNG" a lot lately
>who are young? Babies
>what did Pulte have recently? Babies
>who else has babies? Cohen
>what do you do with babies? You BUY them stuff
>what does Cohen does to his babies? He BUY BUYS them stuff (x2 because he has two babies)
>how do you make babies? By MERGING the PENIS with the VAGINA
>therefore, it is quite obvious that Cohen is planning a MEGER with BUY BUY BABY.
If you don't get it, then you were just not meant to be a brainy anon.

New DD just dropped.
Think about it:
Pulte has been tweeting "ONLY THE YOUNG" a lot lately.
Who are also young? Babies.
What did Pulte have recently? A baby.
What does Cohen also have? Babies
What do you do with babies? You BUY them stuff.
How many babies does Cohen have? Two.
What do you do with two babies? You BUY BUY them stuff (you double BUY because there's two of them)
How do you make babies? You MERGE the penis with the vagina.
The above pretty much confirms that there will be a MERGER between GameStop and Bed Bath and Beyond because Cohen wants to buy BUY BUY BABY.

>>55063039
new BBBY DD just dropped.
Think about it:
Pulte tweeted "ONLY THE YOUNG" plenty of times
What else is young? A baby
What did Pulte have in the past few weeks? A baby
What does Ryan Cohen also have? Babies
Who else was a baby at some point? Ryan Cohen
What do you do with babies? You BUY them stuff.
How many babies does Ryan Cohen have? TWO (multiply BUY by 2)
Where do you store babies? A house
What does Pulte's company sells? Houses
Who else has a house? Ryan Cohen
How do you make babies? MERGING the penis with the vagina
Therefore: Ryan Cohen is MERGING with BBBY to acquire Buy Buy Baby (only the young).

>>55056927
>Pulte has been tweeting about bath towels pretty hard lately
>he tweets "only the young" numerous times
>THIS MUST REFER TO BBBY because BUY BUY BABY
>think about it, who are young: BABIES