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>>57280594
That's me

>I have a bot running 24/7 buying and selling for a 0 target profit just to waste IRS manpower and money when I do my taxes.

>I print and send the IRS all the documentation about my trades in paper form to stop them from automatizing the process with a computer program.

>I mix blank pages, double prints, ghost prints, mark/write in them, etc just in case they have a way to scan and use some sort of recognition software to trivialize the work. That way they MUST look at thousands upon thousands of pages individually and see random schizo scribblings, swastikas, drawn dicks, etc while doing their job.

>It's a whole pallet full of shit so I hire a guy to forklift and send the entire stack because I assume it's more troublesome for the IRS to deal with it that way.

>All the documents are numbered but I pack everything "randomly" (wink wink) in case the timeline of the trades is important. I leave the first trades of the fiscal year at the bottom of the pallet AND at the bottom of each box so they now have to bend the knee to deal with boxes before they even start looking at the numbers.

>My normal trades are also mixed in so they can't just ignore everything. I pay a tax managing company to make sure everything is flawless as I assume whoever has to deal with the bullshit extra work is going to triple check everything to fuck me over as a form of revenge which unknowing increases their work load further.

>This costs me thousands of dollars every year. I make sure to send the invoices of how much all the processes cost me wrapped in the pallet so that whoever is in charge of it knows I'm wasting the equivalent of three months of their waging doing asinine shit.

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>>56958666
Wall street and hedge funds are probably responsible for a significant number of tragedies in general

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BOND NIGGAS.....................

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I have a bot running 24/7 buying and selling for a 0 target profit just to waste IRS manpower and money when I do my taxes.

I print and send the IRS all the documentation about my trades in paper form to stop them from automatizing the process with a computer program.

I mix blank pages, double prints, ghost prints, mark/write in them, etc just in case they have a way to scan and use some sort of recognition software to trivialize the work. That way they MUST look at thousands upon thousands of pages individually and see random schizo scribblings, swastikas, drawn dicks, etc while doing their job.

It's a whole pallet full of shit so I hire a guy to forklift and send the entire stack because I assume it's more troublesome for the IRS to deal with it that way.

All the documents are numbered but I pack everything "randomly" (wink wink) in case the timeline of the trades is important. I leave the first trades of the fiscal year at the bottom of the pallet AND at the bottom of each box so they now have to bend the knee to deal with boxes before they even start looking at the numbers.

My normal trades are also mixed in so they can't just ignore everything. I pay a tax managing company to make sure everything is flawless as I assume whoever has to deal with the bullshit extra work is going to triple check everything to fuck me over as a form of revenge which unknowing increases their work load further.

This costs me thousands of dollars every year. I make sure to send the invoices of how much all the processes cost me wrapped in the pallet so that whoever is in charge of it knows I'm wasting the equivalent of three months of their waging doing asinine shit.

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>>55255666
Devilish thread

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>>55053666
DEVILISH

>> No.54919677 [View]
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>anon summons me to sell soul to devil
>wants to be "mega rich lambo wagmi" typical bullshit
>tell him he's probably better off working hard, investing smartly, and being patient in the current market enviroment
>get's pissy and says he didn't summon a demon for financial advice
>retard doesn't know the difference between daemons and demons...
>threatens me with sea salt and burning kitchen sage...
>Alright, just a sec anon.
>Make astral call to Baal in accounting
>Tells me demonic forces are planning on rug pulling after the next halfening and initiate the Mark of the Beast
>See if he can give me a discount on my astral hybrid if I give him a tip on this huge loosh contract
>Laughs and says yeah, he'll make him rich the day before the great reset and collapse
>Alright anon, it's done.

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>>54745670
Wasn't even paying attention. Besides, the devil trips only beckon for Kenny.

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>>54590665
I would have laughed if you got the devil trips

>> No.54572465 [View]
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I'm an ENTJ

We are superior

>> No.54267498 [View]
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KENNETH CORDELE GRIFFIN THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE

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>>54256272

>> No.54115789 [View]
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>raise rates so assets prices fall then print yourself hundreds of billions of dollars out of thin air.
I respect the hustle.

>> No.54021504 [View]
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I DEMAND FINANCIAL HELLFIRE

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>>53833401
>He doesn't know

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>>53562666
Very devilish indeed

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>>53291973
once i have your percentages you're mine

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>>51470928
It would be a shame if we pumped

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>>51070265
In response, deep in the bowels of the darkweb, on a humble khazastani uranium forum, things were being set in motion. In the whispers, /smg/ was devising a plan, they would send one of their own. Disguised as a simple jewish banker, he had one mission; to penetrate Jackson's Hole.

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>>50876041
Yes.

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>>50266666
Checked buying more redditor souls

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>>49823333
Checked

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You can have all ze monies but everyone you know will turn on you, even your own mother, nobody will like you and you will be incapable of forming a desirable relationship

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You can have all the money in exchange for all but 30 minutes of your free time per day

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