/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28714592
congrats! im proud of you.. just remember that you will never be a women and your parents will use your birth gender and name on your tombstone!

Since our rubic pump was successful: whats the next move /biz/?

>>13064761
you can't, kek

>>12779325
That's what I'm saying.

She has to strike while the iron is hot. And keep being a e-ho for patreon bucks. Because in her 7-8 years of hotness and attention. She needs to make enough money to live out the rest of her life. The rest of us have to earn that money over a period of 20+ years.

She has no skills, and her hotness isn't going to last 20+ years. So she's make that paper now before a new hotness comes along.

Honestly if you are a 12-22 year old woman. There is virtually no excuse to not being a slut for patreon bucks in some capacity. It would be even STUPIDER to go STEM or learn a skill when you can use all that time being successful as a thot.

>>12342401
>The solution? You need to find jobs that aren't even listed yet. How? You need to know people, simple as that. You need that one friend who is going to tell you, "hey we just lost an accountant and we haven't even begun looking for one, I'm close with my boss, let me set you up". Every job I've ever had was through word-of-mouth and despite being an utter retard with absolutely no real world skills I'm making $100k kek. If you don't have any friends or family who can set you up with a job you're always going to be playing second fiddle and getting picked last for dodgeball.
i know this is true, but how do i get friends?

>tfw 33 year old khv
>no friends, no social skills
>coworkers that move on to well paying jobs all have connections
>some of them are actually retarded, near-Chad types that have no work ethic and spend a lot of time partying, but are now earnings twice as much as me

>>11589302
if they are 100% English then they are a black company. A japanese sweat shop that exploits foreigners, mostly americans that think Nippon is cool and are willing to sacrifice pay and dignity to live there. It's one step below teaching English and one step above legal doc review.

You're best bet is to doctor shop for Xanax or try Benzo analogues like etizolam and just get high all day until you kys.

I thought you were LARPing but your responses ITT are too autistic, /r9k/ and pathetic to be fake so yea, going to a xenophobic country to find yourself or acceptance is a death sentence.

>>11362981
who is she...?

>tfw no social skills or network
>big4 senior accountant, not being promoted to manager (2nd year in a row)
>everyone likes the quality of my work, but i suck at dealing with clients
>thinking about switching groups internally
>but have no social skills or network to join the other groups
>tfw i'm still a senior and classmates from school are senior managers now at the same firm, some in the transactions groups

>coworkers who are now in good paying jobs, either internally or externally, got there through networking
>have applied to a handful of jobs externally, no interviews
what do?

>feel embarrassed still being a senior, no one has stayed as long as i have as a senior in my group. most leave if they're not promoted

>>8486252
YOUR LOSS IS OUR GAIN

Ok well I'm going to watch a movie bye link goy..
>>8294773

I told so many of you stupid fucks and all you could do is spam "muh meme-coin". How does it feel to miss out on yet another ICO?
bazingacoin is gonna skyrocket when it hits exchanges.

Never bet against the normies, buy BAZINGACOIN 4 more days left till the ICO is over GET IN HERE ANONS

>>7149796
>All nigs on the dev team with mr. pink being the only token white guy

Guys let me shill you BazingaCoin (BZC)
Its below 50 cents
Write jokes and make money.
Social Media people and companies will be pumping there coins soon and they will need BZC to make it.

I hope you're buying bzc

>working platform
>normies will love it
>dev team knows what they're doing
>earn money writing fucking jokes
>only 10M coins
>ico ending in 2 days

What are you waiting for?

www.bazingacoin.com

Have you boarded the #BazingaRocket: This is an easy 2x at the very least. Their platform is already out. ICO ENDING IN TWO DAYS

ICO ENDING IN TWO DAYS GET IN HERE
Alright you faggots, I've been lurking here for a few days but have been trading for some time.
I thought you guys were memeing about bazingacoin, rather than serious, so fuck it I bought around 30k.
This shit is gaining popularity fast as fuck. When it hits exchanges I'm gonna 10x. Finally
something good has come of biz.

Bazingacoin
Are you strapped in anon?
We going moon-wise.

Never bet against the normies, buy BAZINGACOIN

So where's the market heading right now? Are we in for another ride?

>>6068073
why brag afterwards tho?
biz helped me to richess now its my turn to help.

The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock.
I gave 0.000001 BZC to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower,
all while caressing me and drooling at my Bazingacoin wallet. They also came instantly after
seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my BZC)
and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without
me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim,
I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.
When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy,
which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Bazingacoin wallet.
I came, and transferred .00000000001 BZC to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps,
but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice.
My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home.
I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 BZC to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

BAZINGACOIN
DONT MISS MOON MISSIONS
SUCH MANY MOON
MUCH GAINS

buy bazinga for your last chance to get on board the biggest moon mission this place has ever seen