/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm literally all in. Make me rich cute doggie.

I'm not selling under 1k.

Is there a coin for this feel?

>be me
>literally 140 iq
>but at the same time retarded
>like anime
>hate niggers despite never seeing one irl because I never go outside
>want gibs and free shit
>but subscribe to ancap ideology
>hate myself
>but love masturbaiting because it feels very good
>have reddit account but I hate reddit
>play CSGO and call everyone a nigger
>hate kikes because they stole my foreskin
>hate zoomer memes but born in 96
>hate chinks
>but jack off to jap porn
>my tabs have over 40 4chin threads open
>have daily (you) quotas
>I'm not gay
>likes futa
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