/biz/ - Business & Finance

Ugh. Stop bitching and blaming others because you're failing.

Once took $400 to let a dude blow me. He tried for like 40 min before giving up on my flaccid sick. Lol faggot

*inhales*
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IM GONNA BE RICH

Ok guys I've got this seed idea for the best thing we could possibly shill.
I call it best life ever. Refine from here on as you see fit. First we have to figure out what the best life possible out side of the realms of improberbility. I'll begin this brainstorm /biz/.
>From the best genetic code conceived that's an almagom of the best possible construction of material in a way to offer intelligence and properties to remain alive, you are two cells joined to make life
>Be born.
>Everyone that ever comes near me, meets me with respect and kindness.
>Muh parents love me
>Everything I ever see is new and thought provoking
>I grow to a respectable age now having passed on more knowledge than originally was in the existence.
>Die having experienced as much as possible in this life
>Had at least a few real close friends through the whole thing to share it with
How do we sell this?

Initial 15k. Got 17k out by selling off ETC a couple months back. Still in the black about 230k on ETH. I feel fine.