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>>16183525
>>16183516
I'd love to tie a string with a couple of helium balloons around your neck. Watch that ugly little midge go floating up into the sky in a split second. He tries to untie the string but it's too late, he's already too far, he realises that if he were to do so he would splat on the ground, a bloody midge pulp. Just leave him there in the sky, his little legs kicking. See how far the midge can go, has a midge ever been into space before? Further and further he goes until he reaches the upper parts of the atmosphere, then his tiny midge head starts expanding as he lets out a high pitch wheeze... then POP!