/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30410642
No, only ferengis.

why does this chink coin feel so comfy?

-Once you have their money ... never give it back.

-Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.

-Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.

-A man is only worth the sum of his possessions.

-Keep your ears open.

-Small print leads to large risk.

-Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.

-Greed is eternal.

-Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.

-A deal is a deal ... until a better one comes along.

-A contract is a contract is a contract (but only between Ferengi).

-A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.

-Satisfaction is not guaranteed.

-Never place friendship above profit.

-A wise man can hear profit in the wind.

-Nothing is more important than your health--except for your money.

-There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.

-Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother ... insult something he cares about instead.

-It never hurts to suck up to the boss.

-War is good for business.

-Peace is good for business.

-She can touch your lobes but never your latinum.

-Profit is its own reward.

-Never confuse wisdom with luck.

-Expand, or die.

-Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.

-The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.

-Females and finance don't mix.