/biz/ - Business & Finance

>first time investing 2 weeks ago
>lierally have no idea of what I'm doing
>"hmm , in 10 years there's still going to be computers so I guess I'll pick MSFT"
>"what else could I put my money on? Oh I might as well put some on tsla w/e"
>2 days later
>tsla crashed
>"fugg sell sell sell"
>put on AAPL
>3 days later
>recession is coming ,end of the 10 year bullrun , red wojaks.jpg
>Fuck SELL SELL SELL
>2 days later
>GREEN DAY,Surely you've bought the dip anon? , never ending bullrun
>yesterday
>Aight fuck it I'll just buy some weed stocks
>8% up Green green green
>My first green fuck yeah! To the moon baby!
>5 minutes later
>massive selloff and lost 5% before after getting rid of it
>wake up
>canada legalizes weed
>dude weed stocks will most likely to go up

I think I'm stupid , but I'm pretty sure my luck is well below average. Now I'm planning on going back to tech stocks and hold for a year, then 2019 crash will fuck me in the ass as well.