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blog post #3:
Crazy chick invites me over, we get wasted, going well, feeling her up making out pretty hard. Emo soiboi roomate that is being forced to move out start's crying or some shit because HIS FUCKING BROTHER DIED yesterday. Girl tells me to go talk to him, I don't know the guy and I'm fucking piss wasted mind you. Offer him some cocaine because who the fuck wouldn't want to get lit, and he get's FUCKING MAD AT ME for offering him FREE FUCKING DRUGS AFTER HIS FUCKING BROTHER DIED. nigger, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW YOU WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO. anyway, start's crying like a fucking BITCH and the girl tells me I have to leave in between slurps of my lips. I sleep in my fucking car, and ask her 4 hours later if he is gone yet becuase it's hella fucking cold in my car and I just want to cuddle up next to this qt. now she's mad at me though, thinks i was being an asshole or some shit, and he FUCKING LIED TO HER AND SAID I SAID I WOULD RAPE HER IF I COULD. what a GODAMN scumbag soiboi emo punk ass bitch. So anyway I piss in an empty redbull can and leave it in her neighbors driveway and skirt outta there when i'm sober. Worst fucking night ever. Good monring, I hate women.

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Randomly spewing buzzwords like derivatives at us and then saying "jk don't trade on rumors" is extremely low IQ.

>The absolute state of granite countertop cucks

>yes I am a member of the upper middle class, did my granite countertop give it away?

>I think I'm going to lock in these gains and buy those granite countertops I've always wanted

T.