/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be sad
>look at portfolio
>see the GMEs
>be happy

But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of bears marched against the armies of Mumu, and on the slopes of Mount Gox they fought for the freedom of their bear bros. Victory was near. But the power of the market could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Bobo, son of Bobo, took up his father's shorts. Mumu, the enemy of the free bears of Middle-Earth, was defeated. The market passed to Bobo, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever. But the hearts of bears are easily corrupted. And the market had a will of its own. It betrayed Bobo… to his death. Then, it ensnared a new victim; a slurper, living deep in the tunnels of the Biz Mountains. And there, it consumed him. For two weeks it poisoned his mind. And in the gloom of the slurper's room, it waited. Rumor grew of a black swan, whispers of a nameless fear. And the market perceived the time had now come. It abandoned the slurper. But something happened then the market did not intend: it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable; a frog. For the time will soon come when frogs will shape the fortunes of all.

How will inflation wipe my existing debt? I have a double digit iq btw

>>49894976
Can't beat Apu.

I just bought 2 more shares

>>30201118
Normie zoomer here. Can confirm. My boomer dad bought crypto 2 weeks ago. I've been browsing biz since then.
I've no crypto though. I'm just enjoying the autism's of the sub.

>>27574295
the fact you can self reflect shows that you aren't worthless. now get /fit/

>>27056141
the dogecoin thing was funny at first
now it's just sort of cringe
while reddit is taking on wall street, 4chan is circle jerking

Anyone feel like this is their "lucky" coin? It's so strange that I checked /biz/ after months of hiatus on the exact day that this released on exchanges and I grabbed a suicide stack just for fun

>>25490497
Congrats on your kiriban, welcome to six figure hell. Don't forget to hold!

>>25043483
>https://www.bitchute.com/video/vyizIPeKyUPk/
BASED HE DELIVERED

>>23586248
Kneepad girl is a liberal AND a faggot. Who would've thought

>>23447962
Thank you, fren!

Thank you Pinterest bro! I love you senpai.

>NET
Glad I sold

>yesterday
>fully depressed for no adequately known reason
>decide no fap
>wash all bedsheets
>shower and shave
>wake up, fresh bedsheets, clean clothes and happy
>mission accomplished

how has your day been this far, /biz/?

>>23100852
>Err, ~6" or so ring, stool probably 9". Should yield 60g minimum.
Nice, still a sterling greenhorn when it comes to discerning weight in solid pieces. I do pretty well with salt shakers etc but a solid ring of it is new territory for me.

https://twitter.com/TheMoonSider/status/1311400563867881472

I have 2,301 Chainlink tokens. What will my life look like in 1 year from now?

>>22206234
The North needs to secede from the rest of the country and close the borders. Newcastle and Scotland can fuck off too.

life's beautiful fren, even if I just lost 500$ these past 2 days, which is 30% of my portfolio

thank god for everything and hopefully the future holds good things for us, all of humanity

>mfw holding only ETF and cash in case of larger drops in the market
Feels peace of mind man

>>21905257
Good choice fren. If you’re not having fun you’re not doing it right

no fren, you will find happiness. But that happiness might not be found where you are now. Move out, go abroad, experience the beautiful world as we know it.
Some say depression might also be caused by a nomadic body living a sedentary lifestyle