/biz/ - Business & Finance

linkies, this one's just for you, especially for the stakers since this affects you the most. i was very inspired by your story and the psychological damage inflicted upon you, so i wrote this song. Here goes:
Somebody once told me that link is gonna pay me
I ain't the sharpest poo in the shack
He'll be looking kinda dumb when Sergey starts to dump
In the year 23 on his forehead

Well, the dumps start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the wolves and he hit the ground stakin'
Didn't make sense not to stake for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to lose, so much to stake
So what's wrong with Serg's brapheaps?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow!

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, Serg' gets paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full

It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'till you get older
But the Chainlink cucks beg to differ
Judging by the hole in their ETH cipher
The LINK they stake is gettin' pretty cheap
Sergey's gettin' warm and dumps a big heap
My LINK's on fire, how 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Hey now, you're a paypig
Get your stake on, go pay
Hey now, you're a linkpig
Get the stake on, don't get paid
(And all that glitters is gold)
Only linksisters pay in full

>>52788222
cut my linkpool into pieces
this is my last rugpull
suffocation
no breathing
don't give a fuck if i cut my arm bleeding

LETS FUCKING GO SERGEY STINKY LINKIES UNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITe

WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
ANYMORRRRRE

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING CRABBING PRECIOUS METALS, CRYPTO, STOCKS
AND THE DOLLAR IS DUMPING WHAT THE FUCK IS BTC DOING

WHO THE FUCK IS SELLING AT THESE PRICES
IF IT WERENT FOR YOU RETARDS THEY WOULD HAVE PUMPED IT A LONG TIME AGO
YOU REALIZE WHEN THEY ARE CRABBING IT THAT MEANS THEY ARE COLLECTING SUPPLY FROM YOU FUCKING IDIOT SELLERS
STOP PROVIDING SUPPLY SO THEY GO UP YOU NUMSKULLS

>go to sleep with link finally getting a small pump in
>wake up and btc starts pumping
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24159348
PEEEE PEEPEE POOPOO
(when the pee starts to pour)
PEEEE PEEPEE POOPOO
(like peepee poopoo before)

>>24146036
WTF BIZBROS IVE BEEN ON HERE SINCE MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD AND I STILL FELL FOR THE XRP FUD THAT IT WAS A SCAM
THEN IT GOES +50 IN A SINGLE DAY WHILE LINK JUST CUCJKS AROUND

DONT GET SHAKEN OUT HERE IT WILL BOUNCE OF 13.4 WORST CASE SCENARIO MOST LIKE 13.7

WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
ANYMORRRRRRE

WHEN THE FUCK IS ANYTHING GOING TO MOVE ON ITS OWN
BTC JUST MOVES UP 1% AND ALTS MOVE UP 1% THEN BTC M OVES DOWN 1% AND ALTS MOVE DOWN 2%
I CANT TAKE IT ANY LONGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

PLEASE NOT ANOTHER DAY OF CRABBING CAN WE FUCKING PUMP ALREADY STUPID MARKET MAKERS

FLOOOOOOOR

stop that count! stop that count!

WE'LL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE LINK BLOWS (blows!)
I WENT BROKE WITH MY LINK NODE (node!)

CAN THEY JUST PUMP IT OR DUMP IT ALREADY HOLY SHIT IM GETTING TIRED OF THIS $30 TRADING RANGE

DAVE PORTNOY KING OF THE NORMIES WAS SHILLING CHAINLINK AND I DIDNT FUCK SELL

MY BANK HAS BEEN HOLDING MY DEPOSIT FOR 2 DAYS NOW I MISSED THE TRAIN I WAS GONNA BUY BTC WITH IT

>>23089820

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btw I typed the first 30 of these manually, without copy-paste

>forgot to pay my monthly deritives holding fee
>mfw my 19$ locked link stack futures expired

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