/biz/ - Business & Finance

>BUY HIGH SELL LOW
This is what I like to do, and it works wonders on my portfolio. I like to time the very tippy-top and go ALL IN, then panic sell at the longest red dildo.

>>56461072
>down from $25 MM peak
>YOLO
From one degenerate to another, I respect you. Most people who saw a loss like that would have roped, but people like you and I stand a little different from the rest.
I wish you luck in the next bull run my friend, WAGMI.

>>56191926
I have $8000 of SQQQ and I will buy more until stonks crash

>>56023286
shit this reminds me.
I'm spoonfeeding /biz/lets today, so I'll say this in all caps. READ SPENGLER, PLAY DEUS EX (THE OLD ONE, WITH THE CRUSTY GRAPHICS. TRUST ME, ITS A REALLY GOOD GAME.) If you don't want to play the game, watch the review from a member of the merchants guild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC5niDwkaV8&t=601s
and THEN reread headlines from 1996->2024.

>>56005810
>faggot op loses all hope
Gentlemen, It's time to start accumulating once again

>woke up at 8.15 am
>browsed internet on phone until 9 am
>turned on work laptop
>shaved
>sat in a few status update meetings
>plan to go for a 1 hour walk at lunch time (always the highlight of the work day)
>have a few more relaxed meetings in early afternoon before sending a few emails

Monday was a bank holiday and the previous two days were the busiest of this week so I can be relaxed now.

>>55826555
Reminder that I bought during these prosperous times and I'm NEVER SELLING

Imagine not having a day off today, financially speaking. Truly a Godless country you must live in.

Watch biztards not risking a few bucks on this and cry about it later

My name is pepe and I'm going to make you rich

Are you a nigger? Or will you buy more?

Bankchads will be the new oil barons.

>>53662877
damn that was brutal

how can tradefags even respond to this?

lol

>>53251033
50% BNKU, 50% BNKD

>>53068070
Bear market is officially OVER

>>52903829
>he doesn't invest in innovative small caps in norway

Congratulations to me. Applied and got a job at Blackrock crypto strategy. Thanks /biz/ I learned lots by being here too. Moving to NYC and starting in January.

I boughted.

>>51441553
Cooling element? Oh, did I leave out that small detail? I live in Nunavut.

>be me
>finish work on Friday evening
>binge on junk food for the third day in a row
>waste evening, didn't even go for a walk
>sleep
>woke up on Saturday morning
>browse internet in bed, sleep again, get out of bed at around 1 pm
>read book, waste time online
>go for an almost 3 hour walk while listening to podcasts
>waste time online
>go to gym
>lifting goes ok
>have fast food binge (still within my calorie limit)
>sleep at 3 am
>wake up at 7 am on Sunday
>browse internet for 2 hours
>sleep for a few more hours
>get out of bed
>do some chores and then work related to my job
>went to store to buy more pepsi max
>listening to music
>will now go for a walk and then probably have another fast food binge (but less than 2500 calories)

I weigh 4 kg less than I did two weeks ago. I still need to lose around 3 kg before I'm comfortably lower than my regular weight range but things are looking good.

This is a very mundane day. But I'm relaxed because this isn't a quiet period at work is coming up and my manager is going on holiday for 3 weeks.

Summer is ending in the near future and I took it all for granted, again. There weren't a lot of kino moments. Some of my early year dark evening walks produced some fine nostalgiakino. I even produced some memorable walkkino during midweek evenings. You could say I adopted the darkness.

My main sources of nostalgia from the past few years:

>some video games I played: that really fucking engrossing RPG I played in spring and summer; that platformer during Christmas
>some walks I had, during summers in particular

>be me
>have a big fat binge every day of every week of the past many weeks
>told myself Sunday was the last time
>wake up on Monday morning
>go to work
>tell myself this is the fattest I'll ever feel in public
>come back from work and manage to avoid buying junk food on way home for work (only previously avoided this about 3 times in 5 months)
>eat probably less than 2000 calories of healthy food
>browse internet
>go for a walk while listening to Moldbug on a podcast
>buy Pepsi Max on way home
>go to gym
>sleep and get woken up by alarm after slightly more than 7 hours
>get ready for work
>go to work
>a few times during work today I started talking and people kind of just continued the conversation as if I wasn't there
>realised how beta and inconsequential people consider me
>had only a black coffee for lunch (don't know why food cravings didn't appear before)
>go home after staying slightly late to finish stuff
>go to supermarket.... and buy healthy stuff
>ate healthy food; around 1560 calories plus vegetables and I feel full
>now browsing internet before going to the gym later

This may be it. This may be the road to not being a fatso. I want to lose 20 kg. I want to view the majority of the population with disgust. I want to sweat less and not carry around this hardened lard weight vest.

>check wallet
>some fag sent me $1000 usdc
Looks like it's my lucky day, niggers

When are you guys buying back in? For me, it's 7k.

Hello gents. Sorry for the wait. I got held up