/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57804019
wtf is telegram?

>>57803935
this.

>>57600160
For me, the real question is why ever retire? If I die in my cubicle, someone will clean it up. We can save for retirement, but we don't need to worry about it. The end will come eventually. Live in the moment, frens.

>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Brad's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's stand-up, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Brandon is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that off-line, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed

>>57002607
you will eventually get tranny acceptance by mainstream but it will come with nobody caring anymore. Also, Trump is getting re-elected.

>>56969361
I plan to work until I die and therefore have health insurance until I die.

>Hey guys, time for the daily stand up!
*snorts latte*
>We're really behind on the latest spring so we've bought everyone bean bag chairs and hired a personal barista!
>Now whenever you fail a code review, everyone in the office gets a shot at you with the new nerf guns!
>Hahahaha, I love having fun here. You wouldn't get this kind of ~company culture~ at one of those fancy corporate jobs, would ya!
>Now, onto the brass tacks.
>Turns out [hipster meme framework] is now deprecated so we need to move on to [latest hipster meme framework]
>I know you wanted to see your wife's son before his clarinet recital, Mike, but I'm afraid you're gonna need to work overtime for the next 4 months
>But don't worry, this will all blow over after our fourth round of funding though

Kek.
I boycotted Apple in 2005 when everyone said they invented MP3s. Easiest consumer filter. I'll take the $200 phone and the $200 Chromebook thanks. I'm happy for you, you're trans or gay or whatever the current thing is. I'm straight.

>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Brad's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's stand-up, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Brandon is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that off-line, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed

>>55711203
Nearly the same for me. I feel nothing for my mom. Kind of sad i guess but I don't think about it much.

>>55442298
I usually work with a recruiter and they do the follow-up calls for me. They found me more money too. Only downside is they bug me every 2 years or so asking if I want a new job, but I prefer stability. I think 5-6 years is a healthy tenure.

Whats the most unprofitable board on 4chan?

>>55131181
>still have AMD phenom 965 BE and radeon hd 6950 2gb
>not recycling and hoarding old shit in case of massive computer chip/oil supply crisis in 2030s

Anon dont sell. We will be holding computer chip gold when everything went to the cloud and FAGMAN are deploying their own spec ops teams to destroy each others data centers/steal hardware from each other.

Can someone please explain to me how microsoft is the darling child stock to the market makers on wall street? I see a headline this morning on activision blizzard not wanting to sell to microsoft and their stock gets heemed and mid day its microsoft earnings being praised. Their main software has been ass for a long time, skype lost to zoom, they cant make a phone OS, they did nothing anyone cares about with linux, you have other cloud tech giants with fairer valuations like IBM, as much people care about bing and AI like they do with twitter. My phizer stock I bought with fairer valuation after the covid pump around 40 is still dropping but god forbid microsoft has a bad quarter. Who in the fuck whale is exit rugging their microsoft stock?

>>54558299
>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Brad's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's stand-up, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Brandon is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that off-line, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed

>>54555859
Read about ampad and bain capital before slurping things like this. This is private equity schooling 101, mitt romney style.

All things considered interest rates can go up further from here, they will go up for sure but its safe to say they will go up slower and taper off. We have to circle back to fundamentals team. REIT investments will take a continued hammering, the government guys keep pushing off recession talk but we ran the numbers and sometime around Q3 2022 its very safe to say we hit the recession part of the market cycle despite the talk at the federal reserve. Unlike past patterns of shorter recession periods I am sure and the board members I talked with agreed we have an extended recession period this time around. That price action with JNJ we've been seeing is a sign the pivot into health stocks has begun, we shouldn't be weighing investments into our portfolios into that sector now as heavily, jim I need that report on undervalued megacap health stocks by the end of the week. I suggest we consider building materials sector stocks. Construction booms tend to hit a stride towards the middle parts of the market cycle and we want to get in early, the "meme" stock gamblers we saw over in gamestop and AMC wont touch these boring stocks so we should be safe from volatility, valuations should be unbiased. I want to see those consumer discretionary picks from the last meeting be put on hold until jerome keeps rates stable or drops for more then four consecutive quarters. As for tech stocks with an emphasis on AI, sell it, sell it all today. The nasdaq will pivot hard when markets come alive again later this year.

What do you guys think of newell brands? They are a consumer discretionary that obviously did bad in last few years but have quality brands like quickie, sharpie, coleman, elmer glue, rubbermaid. I think the coming years will be a great time to accumulate while its beat down but I'm not sure with whales like carl icahn buying that it will be mitt romney'd. I'm sure they are just itching real hard to shut it down and make us buy glue or storage goods from some chinese startup called "xinjiboofuucahminh" or something like that from some chinese junk shop with no customer service or quality like amazon. Value trap? Not sure. Maybe its better to stick to big tobacco for now. People will always want big brand poison inhalents.

>>54517305
>Great, let's circle back to that next sprint. We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed.

>>53533135
>>53533224
>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Brad's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's stand-up, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Brandon is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that off-line, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed

>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Brad's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's stand-up, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Brandon is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that off-line, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed

>>51517739
Good post ty op

>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Brad's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's stand-up, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Brandon is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that off-line, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed

>>51327470
>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Brad's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's stand-up, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Brandon is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that off-line, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed

>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Brad's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's stand-up, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Brandon is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that off-line, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed