/biz/ - Business & Finance

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From this moment on Link will never go down again. I start the singularity!

I'm a gay man. You must be thinking "here's another gay man who's here say he holds Chainlink." Yes, you are right. I'm gay and I hold Chainlink.

Do I deserve to be rich? Did I work hard to become rich? No, I didn't work hard to be rich. I'm just another gay man who holds Chainlink.

What will I do when I become rich? I dream of waking up surrounded by my African slaves -- including my favorite one, Mandingo. The slaves tie me up to the bed and rape me. We are all gay men holding Chainlink. I transfer 1 LINK to Mandingo's wallet; that's his payment for the whole year. "Thank you, Mandingo," I say, but my slave slaps me on the face and says "turn around, Massa, I wanna check out your ass." What happens next is something that only happens to gay men who hold Chainlink.

I'm in a limousine snorting cocaine with my black slaves. I open a scientific magazine which says "the questions of time, space, and gravity remain unsolved. We must develop a definitive unitary theory of the cosmos." The year is 2039 and I have seen the future, the past, and the present. I look at the mushroom in my hands and realize its shape contains the answer to secret of life. I look through the window and see a headless mule flying by. It amuses me how the world has changed. The past, and the future have come together in the timeless present.

Penetrate me. Penetrate me, Lord Sergay!

I just woke up why are we crashing?

Insider here. No, literally, I'm INSIDE Sergey's stomach right now. He's eating everything. I'm seeing all kinds of things around me covered in gastric juices from severed heads to big macs to link cubes. Before I get fully digested, I just want to let all my fellow marines know that I can hear Sergey saying that the link token was never meant to be priced over $3 (the coffee cup standard), and that he is yelling at Ari and Evan to add it to the whitepaper. Goodbye frens

>>16465292
Terms:
BIT baby in training
Void emptying of bladder or bowels
Potty any container like a toilet, potty seat, urinal or other man made device except diapers, used to hold voids. Strictly prohibited for all BIT's.
DD diaper dependent
When ready to start, begin wearing diapers at all times, night and day. Cloth diapers and plastic or other waterproof pants are preferred but disposables like DriPride, or Attends briefs are acceptable. Drink regular amounts of non-alcoholic fluids, at least 8 ounces of water or juice, 8 times a day, and two glasses within one hour of bedtime. Avoid using potty from two hours before bedtime to bedtime. Once training is begun, of course the potty is prohibited at all times. If natural wetting occurs before bedtime this is acceptable and desirable.
Try to eat as much raw fruit or vegetables as possible and affordable to help ensure good bowel regularity, and soft bowel movements.
When you first consciously perceive the need to void, simply try not to think about it. Think instead "I'm going to wet my diapers naturally. I don't need to worry because I am wearing my thick, secure diapers." At first you may feel the pressure building up almost unbearably. At this point simply try to relax a bit, by deep breathing, in through your nose, and out softly through your mouth, thinking "I can relax and let my body respond naturally and normally to my full bladder."
Soon you will feel the first trickles of your natural void. DO NOT TRY TO BEAR DOWN. JUST REMAIN RELAXED. It may just trickle and then stop, and then start up in a few minutes. During the initial stages of training this is perfectly natural, since you have learned a pattern of "hold it until at the potty, then relax when it starts, bear down and force it out." This is a learned, trained response taught during toilet training when you were very young, and needs to be unlearned an
d a new, more natural pattern established.

>>14264082
OH NONONONONOOOOO

Price up or down after Sergey's speech?

more like floatoshi, amirite

whenever I go to /biz/ and I see that huge heifer I always gag because it's just it's just so disgusting like how could you be that fat huge obesity nasty Niger faget fat disgusting shity ballsack I hate niggars really bad hang niggars just kill niggars with a goddamn news black people smell like nasty God damn shit I just wish we could end the black race once and for all with a big race war in the worst part is adelyn is also on the chopping block because she's disgusting and she smells like shit and she's asian and he's a con artist not to mention he's too disgusting horse like bitch and /biz/ collects tokens there for subhuman nasty shity tarded fuck 50 IQ disgusting fart brain

>>12539124
>imagine holding all these heavy bags

I love Sergey Nazarov. He is my favorite developer in the world. When he always appears on twitter after a long time, it fills my heart with huge stream of love and hapiness. When I was over at the bitcoin superconference earlier this year, I simply could not contain myself. Viewing videos of Sergey was one thing, but seeing him in flesh was a whole another level. I kept imagining how I would be standing tied up in a dark room, and Sergey would come in, turn on the lights and see my salivating mouth and my throbbing cock. How he would put me on my knees, how his huge manly figure would shadow me from the light and how he would put his massive, erect cock into my eager, salivated mouth and push his hairy cock so hard in I would be coughing up hair for weeks like a little, purring cat. I would be Sergey's little whore, me and me only, and nobody else. He would then lay me on the cold floor and whisper in my ear: "I'll show you how we make little oracles here at SmartContract". And then he would spread his huge asshole filled with hair and shit and force my throbbing cock against it. He would moan and moan, until I would ejaculate my hot stream of white chocolate into his brapper. Then out of nowhere Rory would open the door, presumably to inform Sergey of another partnership with a fortune 500 company, and Sergey would just blow him off and theaten to fuck his wife like last time. But unfortunately that was only a fantasy. Even that made me cum gallons right there at the bitcoin superconference. As a result of that, an asian female (I think her name was Adelin or something) became disturbed by me and called the security. Due to that the security escorted me out, but I will never forget the look Sergey gave me as I was getting dragged out. I knew he had the same fantasies as me. I love Sergey Nazarov, he's the best CEO.

Don't ever betray me again

>>11949401

See you stinkies back at 6500sat

If anyone has been on /biz/ in the last year, you'll see that this Chainlink shit has been going on forever. Tons of low effort spam to influence newfags to buy in.

So this Sergey Nazarov guy is supposedly running a business from California, but the address is in the Cayman Islands.

1093 Boundary Hall
Cricket Sq. KY1-1102

Now the way Chainlink lists their address on the site is NOT the real address. It's a shortcut that only postal services would understand. The REAL address to this office is:

P.O. Box 1093
BOUNDARY HALL, CRICKET SQUARE
George Town, Grand Cayman
CAYMAN ISLANDS
KY1-1102

So, why the Cayman Islands office?

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1560724/000114036112044456/xslFormDX01/primary_doc.xml

Wendy Ebanks and Andrew Dean seems to be running a business using the same PO Box called MaplesFS which has 2 domains for some reason: Who is Sound Point and why did they Issue this SEC Form?

https://www.maplesfs.com/
https://www.maplesfiduciaryservices.com/

https://www.maplesfiduciaryservices.com/our-team/profile/andrew-dean/

Maples FS was begun as an obvious tax evasion for Sound Point.

https://www.soundpointcap.com/

> Microsoft Developer Conference Stream
> Numerous over-exaggerated presentations with many styles but no substance
> wearing a suit taylors suit parade, trying to make Microsoft look cool
> Now we want to show you our new encryption application, we are developing a small project called ChainLink! Mr. Nazarov, please speak!
> LINK's price immediately soared, eventually consolidating about $325 an hour green candle and the exchange collapsed from its full number
>About LINK's myriad clues/commerce/posts, a never-ending Shanghai party, is it still a good time to buy?
> Even Mr. Mobius began asking questions about how to sell your luggage and buy LINK
> Sergei stepped onto the stage, and there was a horrible silence in the crowd. The whole world seemed to be in a state of stagnation because the fate of the global economy was on the edge of the cliff of revolution.
> Sergey began his 42-minute speech on smart contracts, showing no emotions at all, even to the point of not being interested, except for the cold facts about smart contracts and their implementation, and the various programming languages they can write. Nothing else. Did he mention ChainLink?
> ChainLink continued to withdraw 0.010% of the cost after the speech. Sergey was on the stage, just wondering what the real nature of men is.
Friendship reminds SWIFT that it will not even use Chainlink, even if it eventually starts using distributed ledger technology (and more than four years).

>>11744400
This one?

>>11633992

"He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool."

>>10947640
I saw Sergey in an upscale steakhouse the other day. At first I couldn’t recognize him because of all the weight he’s put on recently even though I was sitting at the next table over. But I knew it was him after I overheard someone asking the waiter if they served Big Macs, which of course they didn’t, and as I turned around he began to throw a tantrum, tossing his menu onto the floor and pounding his fists on the table.

“Don’t you fucking know what my PSD2 compliant decentralized oracles are going to do for the smart contract economy you stupid wage slave!?” He shrieked, to the shock of the other restaurant patrons. It looked like him and Rory were having an important meeting with financial types before his hangry attitude kicked in, so Rory hastily dug into his leather man purse and pulled out a crumpled, grease-dotted McDonalds bag, gingerly handing it to Sergey under the table.

“Sergey sweetie, you promised you wouldn’t act this way, we’re going to have to go home after this with no second Big Mac if you don’t behave,” stammered Rory, attempting to calm the angry giant. Sergey snatched the bag and retaliated with an extremely loud fart before greedily unwrapping and chowing down on the Big Mac inside. I decided to leave shortly thereafter since I didn’t feel safe around Sergey’s unpredictable behavior, and the fart wafted onto my food anyhow.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/facebook-to-banks-give-us-your-data-well-give-you-our-users-1533564049

How will we ever do this, help us Evan