/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24555832
>Do better pajeet

>>24553881
>You right we absolutely know Greyscale has dumbass cuck cunts that don't know how to trade.

>>24512538
>Okay, but

>>24511508
>AMATEUR ARE LOVED HERE
>SUBSCRIBE TO MY WIFE'S ONLYFANS
Shut the fuck up, coomer.

>>24501529
>>t.cumguzzling npc

>>24471924
>>You HAVE to move to AUSTIN or DENVER they are, like, up and coming SAN FRANCISCOs. There's so many new breweries to try and great hiking to spend an afternoon walking by where I assume poor people live. I literally swear DENVER and AUSTIN are the best cities you should move to. If you want a confidence boost with your espresso boost in the morning, tell the barista you're a colonizer from SAN FRANCISCO they get so emotional because they're, like, super old-fashioned (AKA racist amiright?) and haven't adjusted to THE WAY THINGS WILL BE. Yet.

>>24437574

>>24435592
>>LE HECKIN CHONKERINO GOOD BOI KITTYWITTY 'ah lawd he comin' YOU CAN'T LET THE KING CRASH YOU GOTTA BUY ALL TIME HIGH AND PUMP MY BAGS OR YOU'RE DOING ME A FRIGHTEN

>>24414688
>faggots posting this stupid picture are never on point

>>24373208
>>be smelly commie wageslave working in san francisco and paying 5000 a month in rent for a shoebox
>>you ended up here as a result of your own actions - the choices you make define your destiny
>>NOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO CANCEL RENT YOU NEED TO CANCEL EVERYTHING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FREE THINGS PLEASEEEEEE I'M A CHILD THAT'S TOO RETARDED TO NOT GO BROKE PLEASE DADDY GOVERNMENT MOMMY STATE
>That's roughly what's happening right now, right?
>>bonus
>What the fuck are landlords supposed to feed themselves with?
>Commie love?
>>nooo you don't get it please cancel my rent most landlords are totally billionaires and can afford it, they totally aren't just some random retired boomer couple with one single property that is their sole source of income
>I'm going to rip commies' fucking heads off their stupid fucking commie necks.

>TRUMP PERSONALLY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR 200,000 DEAD
>HE SHOULD BE GIVEN 200,000 LIFE SENTENCES

>>24275824
>>C-C-Chud

>>24010658
>FOR YOU IDIOTS WHO DIDNT WITNESSED 2017, GET THE FUCK OUT IMMEDIATELY, THIS IS A LAST FUCKIN STRAW TETHER PUMP BEFORE ALL OF THIS CATALOG IS FILLED WITH PINK WOJAKS.
>WHENEVER YOU SEE BLOCKFOLIOS POSTING, PAPER MILLIONAIRES ETC- GET THE FUCK OUT.
>IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT SHARING SCREENSHOOTS OF HOW MUCH $$$ YOU HAVE IN CRYPTO- THATS THE TIME TO SELL.
>GOOD FUCKIN LUCK, THIS BOARD IS 99% BULLISH, ITS FUCKIN OVER

>>23853865
>Not based and cuckpilled you are OP

>>23845095
>You will never be a man

>>23830552
>Cope. Its like wagies come here for therapy. You should pay us pepes to read this garbage

>h-h-hey guys, I have $500 million dollars at 18 years old, is that good? hehe

>>23815884
oh no my day is ruined

>>23783474
>Mexican here
>Ur a nigger

>>23768962
>I'm going to leave civilization for about 5-6 years, what should I buy to make sure it won't depreciate by the time I come back?
>With all this libtard shittery, Great Reset, globohomo gayplex, surveillance, microchip vaccines and such, I predict the system will collapse by the end of 2021 and a new society will establish itself by 2025 or so.
>I really could not be bothered to have to hunt down degenerates/protect myself from commie hordes, forced estrogen supplements for male aggression and other cuck shit - combined with the forced world-ID and other crap, I really don't feel like being there to witness it.
>As such, I am going to be selling my apartment, buying a trailer, an electric car, solar panels, a fishing rod, a gun and tools to travel around the North Canadian crown territories - uninsured, not paying taxes (have nothing to pay them for anyways).
>Will spend my time:
>>writing on philosophy
>>hunting/fishing/surviving
>>exercising
>>meditating
>>might build a huntsman cabin somewhere for comfiness if the trailer is too small
>Also, could they find me in literally bumfuck nowhere in Canada?
>I feel like they would go after a bigger priority target. I didn't commit any crimes, no trouble with the law, no social media history, nothing risque in my history other than an extensive 4chan posting history and some Discord fuckery.
>What should I buy?

>Nigger

>>23645109
>Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people...
>Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
>Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
>Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kick start the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it.

>cap
>mcap
>low mcap
>nice low mcap gem

>>23628976
>THE 40 MILLION DOLLARS EVERY MONTH IS 100% GOING TO MUH NODE OPERATORS I SWEAR YOU GUYS!!!!