/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55079365
notice how you've framed it, like it's literally impossible that they don't get at least somewhat fat
it's been hilarious watching literally every single woman I know get fat in the span of a couple MONTHS by their mid 20's, by 30 there's not a single one left
like watching popcorn go off jfc

>>51380620
I will not
paid off house, a million liquid, obamacare, and most importantly roasties ignored forever
done
you corpo middle manager fags can eat a fat dick

>>18323946
The one where FSB cyber goons flip bits and make you win

enough to pay your expenses in perpetuity using the 4% rule

ive lost enough money to pay off my friends' student loans

hi dataminer

26
no gf
yes live with parents
0
$80000/yr
no crypto of any kind, at all

protip if any of the girls you fucked were fat slampigs you're no better off than me

I max 401k, IRA, HSA, ESPP, and throw the rest into a brokerage and do so comfortably

it doesn't even take a lot. All you have to do is live with your parents

according to /biz/ 2014

I'm up about 5% over the 6 months

but I'm a no coiner and my returns come from grandpa funds haha fags

well for starters I'm a nocoiner, so never
owning a house that large would absolutely fucking suck, unfortunately small houses better suited to one person are absolutely terrible as well
so most likely I'll never own a house, or move out of my parent's house

85 ITOT
60 IXUS
200 VINIX
70 VMCIX
150 VSCIX
1800 FSITX
20000 USD

>anything less than 10k
wow good thing I have twenty times more than that from my oh so terrible "wagecuck job" so I don't have to resort to measures that will RUIN MY LIFE